Ladies... And Gentlemen!
I want to introduce you to the legend of the acursed Black Isle. Scurge of the Obsidian forum, with his patented VologicTM approach to discussion. Regardlessm some people even agree with him, but he's back on form, and making his inane opinion known, no matter how dim witted, or how bad his logic.
It is with great pleasure I would like to introduce you to the man, the myth and the legend.
Volourn!