Trenitay

Or cats.

Even the peole who say they're telling the truth can lie. Why do assume the conspiracy theorists are telling the truth?

http://tevo.mybrute.com/fight/23107256 Dumbest fight ever. Stupid healing potion. In other news, I leveled up. And I got a net. http://tevo.mybrute.com/fight/23128048 This fight however was very fun. And that net is actually pretty cool.

Fatty? For your information, I am extremely underweight. And Steve having a firm and manly body? That's a laugh! When he was at my house last week he was diabetic because he was so fat.

What the hell. I can't believe I lost that one. You dodged my spear 3 times in a row when nobody else has ever dodged it. That was horrible.

Unseconded.

No, all spies are lazy. That's why they can never do things the easy way. If they did, they would sit down and start watching tv.

I like Suave+Aggressive.

Is Alpha Protocol going to have gameplay similar to a video game?

But what if I run out of ammo and I'm too lazy to go get some more?!

The ground battles definitely weren't as good as the space battles but they weren't horrible.

A fat squid?! You don't know what you're talking about bitch! Have you ever seen Steve's fatty head/body thing?! It would fall on the ground and get tangled up in itself because it's so stupid! And after I got done kickin' your ass we'd get some cinnamon rolls and eat them over your crippled bodies!!

I posted the same thing twice, so I edited this post to say this.

Those are the kinds of miracles that are performed when one gives up drugs.

I like Richard Belzer. He's been on a bunch of these shows as the same character.

Who voted in the "No He Does Not" category?

Steve the Octopus woildn't even make it to my Squids mantits ho. Mr. Squid would pick steve the bitch up and juggle him like a bean bag, man-ho. What now bitch.

I say we all go on and create accounts and get all our frinds to do the same and do as much liberal trolling as we can before we're all blocked.

Only $270?! What a bargain!

I thought Empire at War was really fun.

After I whooped him the first time, Gorth came back for another lesson in how to be an awesome brute.

Dumbest website ever. I simply went on and expressed the liberal opinion that Barack Obama is not muslim, and they blocked me. Damn conservatives and their non-liberalness.

I can't believe any of these people actually believe this crap. It is very funny though, if completely made up

I beat Oerwinde and Gorth. http://tevo.mybrute.com/fight/?d=gorthus-m...;k=18a90eb8056b I beat Gorth without taking a hit

You wanna go? I'm gonna have a giant squid against your 5 foot octopus. Come on man. I'm 30 feet long bitch, let's go!!