Trenitay

Good is a matter of perspective.

So a perfectly healthy, rich, 90 year-old virgin would be the boss?

I'm in favor of government-controlled mandatory abstinence.

Where do I get a membership form?

I won't settle down, even for virtual dysentery.

Well played, worthy adversary.

I like how the Chinese government is denying the whole thing.

Well, due to the fact that I'm a dog, all I have to do is bite your virtual throat.

Oh no! You have discovered my secret! You must be destroyed.

If Revan fought Chuck Norris, Norris would win. If Chuck Norris fought Yoda, Yoda would win. If Yoda fought Jesus, Jesus would win. If Jesus fought me, I would win.

You just made me cry for 20 minutes. Thanks a lot, jerk.

Burn Notice is fantasic.

I don't know what you mean.

I'm surprised at how good I find this story. Seriously. Hmm...

Why is this thread even here? Nobody really likes girls anyway.

+1 +2 -100 You're cheating.

Sounds like fun!

I'm sorry.

And you think because of that we need to cry about every death that happens? Or am I missing your point?

I don't think there are going to be many Christians shedding a tear about it, and the more conservative bunch will probably be thinking "deserves them right" sort of thoughts. I'm sure you're just crying your eyes out right now aren't you?

Hey now! There are plenty of good-looking guys out there. You take a look at my avatar and tell me I don't look good.

Probably. I miss a lot of things and take most of what I do much of what I do too seriously.

So what you're saying is that there are only two kinds of people. Men and women of the armed forces and lowlifes. None of the hardworking people who make everything function? If I contribute something of value to society, but I was never in the military, I'm screwed.

Fascist lies.

That statement was very misleading.