Trenitay

I see evidence of a bus exploding next to a line of motorcycles.

Do you happen to own a submarine with special lobster-catching equipment made to catch this lobster?

I watched all six Star Wars movies yesterday. It took a long time.

Well it's the best chance they've got right now.

But they aren't equal. Revan could destroy the Exile with a snap of his fingers.

I believe Hamas and Israel are fighting.

How many billionaires do you know of that live in a nice little house in a small town. What would you do with all that money? Live a life of what you currently have, or a life of obscene luxury?

Revan's a him. Dont be sexist.

Well, New Orleans is a shipping city. Orting is a nothing city. And I dont like being So close to Mt. Rainier. If it decides to explode or hit us with a lahar, we're goin down first. I probably just worry too much, but mountains scare me.

I figured out that Orting is pretty much the worst city ever built, because of its location. Seriously, who builds a town next to two flooding rivers and in the shadow of a volcanoe. Were these people suicidal or something?

I think the same thing as Calax, but other than that it sounds good to me.

Blasphemy! Revan is the coolest jedi in the history of the galaxy.

What do you mean there are no reporters there? I was just Watching the news and there was a reporter there.

3 hour ceasefire today so palestine could get food. When it ended Hamas fired Some rockets into Israel and to nobody's great suprise Israel responded.

Revan is the definition of awesomeness. Hes where I got my name from.

Big floods. Some of the neighbors live on lakeside property now. And we might soon too.

Well, Grandma has a pretty big house, but I don't think its that big.

The city of Orting is being evacuated. We're packing up and going to Grandma's house.

School got out early today, so im riding the bus with a bunch of 5-year olds.

I've never understood the "My grandfather saved your grandfather So you better start respecting me" argument.

I dont like squirrels. They eat the birds food.

Makula is the word for a dark spot in latin and also, a bit ironically, the name of my golden retriever.

Im on the bus. I had forgotten how much work is involved in Getting ready for school.

Custe.

Fairy tales aren't real either, but when people tell the story they dont say 'Little Red Riding Hood was a wolf who chopped down a cherry tree and ate her grandma.'