Trenitay

Happy Birthday!

What?! Someone is in the U.S. illegally? What sorcery is this?!

Did she dodge the process? Maybe she was in the process for 20 years. Then she wouldn't be skirting the law.

It's a possibility.

no, that one didn't understand sound economic theory, either. what is it with people that think "well, if my guy is so bad, how about your guy?" what happens when both "sides" are wrong? cut off your nose to spite your face. taks Instinct of course. Both sides always think they're right, so when one insults two, two wants to insult one back.

And we've been doing so good over the past few years, right?

The show seems to be getting progressively more pro-religion. I saw Knowing yesterday. Mildly depressing.

So far today, I made myself a burrito for breakfast, went with my grandpa to go get some wood for his fence, reloaded some shotgun shells, and now I'm eating rice krispies and goldfish.

Went bowling for my dad's birthday. Lots of fun and pretty good exercise.

Nonsense! The people don't want slightly attainable. They want mildly unreachable.

I think he's saying that they shouldn't, not that they won't.

Or you could tell people you got in a fight with the Pixie Queen who you eventually defeated with magical Anti-Pixie Dust.

How is it not certainly so?

She gave herself a head injury going down the bunny slope? How did she manage that?

I really need to gain some weight, but I never seem to be able to.

It's a lot healthier than my 6ft. 4in. (183cm.) 125lbs. (56.7kg.)

Well, good luck with that. I've been playing solitaire for the last two and a half hours with 7 different decks of cards.

Because the fire department has better things to do with their time, like stopping fires. They don't have time to deal with dumb cats that get themselves stuck in trees.

I say leave it up there. Cats aren't even cool. Dogs are way better.

Well I like my coffee, the way I like my religious fanatics: Nonexistent

I say we go with Thomas Hobbes' theories on government.

Movies stop being entertaining as soon as I know the ending. If I know the ending before I go in, the movie sucks.

We don't need more enemies than we already have.

I wish hollywood could come up with something original instead of a remake.

Boo.