"Let's put it in sharp contrast. If Russia decided to walk into Finland tomorrow, who would you most want to be there to fight alongside the Finnish military; fighting for your freedom? And who is the most likely to be there?"
Nazi Germany.
"Are you annoyed yet? If you are, there are qualified professionals that can help you."
A deluded man is a far less annoying thing than a deluded nation.
"My humour is lost on you, I see."
If I were Calax, I'd retort with complaints about your complete and utter inability to convey any sort of humor through your writing.
But, alas, I am not Calax... yet another oppoturnity wasted.
Fave? Fio. A close tie between him and Authority, but in the Fio wins because I don't know what FLoSD.ObE means and am sucking up.
Eldar, while a nice poster and all, has no chance since he also posts as a poster and not only as a moderator.
Least fave? Battlewookie. He uses too much smileys and I feel his rulings are often more arbitrary that those of the other moderators.
"But I will never post anything bad about Authority. I do not wish to be dragged off to room 101."
You must never think of anything bad about Authority. You must love Authority.