Sarjahurmaaja.

See, that's the part where you prove you're clinically retarded and make me weep for mankind. Don't do it - it hurts.

"Please tell me you're joking." Please tell me you're not clinically retarded.

"3. When Disciple talks about Revan, he mentions that Revan was the padawan of Arren Kae. To me this suggests that Arren Kae was Revan's first master. He also mentions, as does Kreia herself, that Revan returned to his first and final master to learn how to leave the jedi order. If Kae was his first master, then Kreia must be Kae." Because Kreia has never messed with anyone's mind at all. Never.

Damn you fool! Can't you give a straight answer? We want the man responsible for that hideous... thing... to pay for his crimes!

Nevermind the texture, it is the man and his fate that concerns us.

You need to have the guy who did the textures for the man in the 3rd screenshot drawn and quartered.

Voloism.

I remember a time when Spellmar wouldn't say "fixed", unless that was something that was misspelled. Such brutal, barbaric times they were.

"No, because I played the original Doom, and Doom 2 and Doom 3. And they were as near as, damnit, the same tired and boring story. I.e. NONE." Well, JOIN THE CLUB! By the way, are you taking lessons from Volo nowadays?

"Yep, and puddles are deeper than salt pans. I still would rather swim in the ocean." I like lakes better myself. Still, that makes you pretty much wrong on the story part and you being wrong on the gameplay part was already established before, no? "Pwned." A bit too hasty, I'd say. It's not like I've been arguing that Doom 3 had a deep and interesting story, but that it has a one while the originals didn't.

"They have stories?" I've heard of such rumors, yes.

"... Whereas the story of Doom 3 was sooooooooo deep." In comparison to the originals? Yes.

"When I say 'same game' I mean 'same story'. Mutants from Hell, kill 'em all. The same spawn." Well, that's just completely and utterly stupid. Hell, it's pretty much even wrong, considering that in previous Dooms the story might as well not been there.

"The only way Doom 3 is better than λ

"Yep, but notice how both games were Warren Spectre?" But... System Shock 2 wasn't.

"It is not enough to obey him: you must love him."

"The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world."

"I tried to go hang out at Bungie to get my Halo fix, but they're all a bunch of teenage boys." See, we're helping you out of the nasty drug by not letting you have the good drug so you have to go for the bad drug. We're so sweet.

The one where he said he didn't like Halo all that much, either? edit: Let's not accidentally assassinate this one, though?

Man, we sure kicked the snot out of that other thread.

The last scene needs more work. Subtlety or something.

Twin Peaks, season 3.

You're late. Killing of mutants occurs before the purging of heretics.

"That books made an error in their depiction of Miraluka's anyway... they have skin over their eye sockets, not blistered bloody gapes" Apparently, Visas didn't use to have them.

Visas...