LoneWolf16

Later, Alan! Enjoy the beautiful weather you wonderfully lucky bastard. More rain and severe storms for the midwest...that and the nippyness...I miss palm trees. ...and thongs on a gorgeous, tanned dominican girl come to mind too... ...you wonderfully lucky bastard you! Anyway, have fun.

Same here actually, though "pleasing" can be substituted with "bad ass".

And here I was wondering why I don't drink.

I know. Complete pain in the ass to get anything half decent. Just one more reason why I'm always a beast race.

Here's another one. Pretty common place, I'd think. I remember sitting around up in my room playing PS2 or something, at the age of 14, when I heard a not quite pleased parental voice blast up the stairs. Knowing that usually came before a nice "I'm ****ed" scenario, I sighed and paused my game, heading out to face the music as it were. I came down to find my Mom and Stepdad standing in front of the family computer with the most pissed off expression I think I'd ever seen on either of them up 'till that point. You can't see the monitor from the hall, but I knew damn well what it was about. My mom looked at me with what I thought was a mix between confusion and murderous rage, exclaiming, "What in the hell is this!?" Now, you see, I've always been able to think on my feet when it comes to stretching the truth, and it didn't take me more than a few seconds to realize what was happening and come up with a viable explanation for it. I feigned confusion of my own, I'm pretty good at faking emotion for the sake of a lie, and walked over to get a view before talking...didn't want to start railing about something without knowing exactly what was going on. On the screen was a beautiful young brunette, butt-naked, legs spread wiiiiide. I suppressed a grin. Still maintaining my composure and outer confusion, I said, "You've got to be kidding me...that god damn Gamespy site!" They exchanged glances, both unbelieving, then asked, "What site?" "That Gamespy site must have uploaded a dialer/cookie when I was searching on it. God, they do it all the time. I thought the firewall was keeping that crap out." Lucky for me, neither were, or are, computer literate, so I was able to bull**** them into believing that and thought I was getting away, completely unharmed, but then they noticed the history folder.......Needless to say, lots of screaming, stammered apologies, and an eventual grounding from the internet for a month or two. I learned pretty quickly to empty that damn folder and adjust every setting available in IE to cover my tracks in the future. Like I said. Common thing.

I didn't like the blocky look and crappy textures...This is much, much better. Looks great, actually.

I'd now like to present evidence that Radiant A.I. does indeed work. Ok, so I get attacked by a Mythic Dawn agent decked out in Iron plate and hefting a big war hammer. I want the armor from a Leyawin guard, so I lead the guy over to one...it doesn't work, and the agent ends up dieing. Well, I was sure the guard would be close to death, so I decide to bash him upside the head. He goes down, and I hear a Khajiit yell something about murder. I turn to see the cat lady bend down to check on the guard, grab the agent's hammer, and proceed to whack me with it while calling for the other guards to help her. I killed her of course, but it was still neat.

Cruel parents. Oh, and the oil/overcharging thing. Who didn't know this already?

Just as the topic says...why? I'm bored. To start off; During passing period one time, while running full tilt in order to get to class on time, a door just happened to open at the exact moment necessary for me to slam into it, fall on my ass, and actually black out for a second or two. Some people laughed, some were worried. Nothing big, just another embarrassing part of life I 'spose. Anybody else?

Lock incoming.

He's just going for his big stick!

Let's see...2,000 out of 40,000+ of human life. 2,000 out of 65,000,000 since the dinosaurs. And some 4,500,000,000+ since the Earth was created... Relatively speaking, it's not that big of a deal. "

As sad as this is, I had the urge to check...

I just bribe the hell out of people until I get the information I want. It's not like I'm hurting for cash, ya know?

No way this guy's serious. Got to be an alt. Nobody can be this blatantly moronic. I hope...

Don't know about the main (I'm a few quests past where you are) but the DB one is almost over.

This stuff is getting more and more confusing by the day.

Pfft. Everybody knows that was the reincarnated 2nd cousin of Jesus.

...In the minds of thousands of crazy people everywhere! And yes, Commissar...that's either a long list of coincidences or something's not quite right.

......fire up the magma control weapon..... Set it for crispy...... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ............... Ya know what? On second thought, the people can...uh...do without this little tid bit of horrifying information...

Which one? The one about how we're all clones of Eldar (which makes Solent Green that much more disturbing) or the one about the real cause of the aurora borealis? Who would have guessed that they would be a side effect of the magma control weapon.....but I've said too much. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I must tell the people!

Just wondering...is it possible to join the Blackwood Company? If so, where at? Seems like a small non-human organization of fighters that'd be cool to get into.

:'(

Well, that's the only way mine has gone up so far. Just keep selling and buying. There might be a cap on minor skills...anybody know?