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Disclaimer: Boring tl;dr kind of stuff. Wouldn't recommend reading further. So I decided I'd take a crack at reading up on accounting since I found this neat accounting book my mom got when she started working in the banking system so very long ago. It was pretty cool but once I got past the first couple pages of just the plain old conceptual what does accounting mean and what not and got down to the nitty gritty I noticed some major flaws. The accounting equation (Assets = Liabilities + SHE), the essential basic foundation of accounting, so simple and so pure and so beautiful, was different. See back then (I hadn't realized how old this book was yet) they didn't even have Shareholder's equity but instead Capital. Now in accounting and other business disciplines, name variances come almost literally a dime a dozen, some terms will seriously have 3-4 other names that describe the exact same thing but this was different. There was something ominous afoot, so I read on. Turns out capital was some sort of sick perversion of starting capital and various expense accounts (aka what liabilities is now). Liabilities was basically just accounts payable and that's it. It was like they got their jelly mixed with their peanut butter and then said f it, it's cool we'll just have capital be some kind of misnomer to make the lemmings not understand anything so we have job protection. Any who, once I saw that my interest in the book had lost all credibility since it was pretty much useless and then I checked the date. Apparently accounting has come a long way in the last 2 decades so this means I need to find something more up to date so I don't go brain dead over the summer. Surprisingly accounting isn't all that boring but I really need to step my game up and actually understand it instead of just passing classes so I can get a good internship and eventually make 6 figures.

Damn enoch. I mean I know your an attorney or something if I recall but seriously you have to get that prenup bro trust me. A kind young man like yourself could so easily be taken in by a seductive succubus of a woman and I just don't want to see you hurt, both emotionally and financially. If you don't want to do it for yourself, do it for me, your number 1 fan. I believe you'll do the right thing. Edit: Yeah mixing in the slug humor here but in all seriousness. Do it. If you two truly love each other than it's non issue since you'll never have to exercise it but you have to protect yourself somehow and you might as well do something you know.

Cali's minimum wage is 8 dollars. Unless you're working over time in which it is 12.

I very much enjoyed Don't be a menace.

Old but still so relevant.

Not really a spoiler but he's got black blood in him from his encounter with that demon chick. I read the manga up till like 47 or w/e they are at. Gogo loli medusa.

So far I got philosophy, business law, intro to information systems, and econ 261. I'm considering a science or constitution or business writing to add on but I'd like to save a few of those for summer classes and filler for future semesters. The university offers some great things though. They have a gym and I believe they might even have some martial arts classes which I would consider doing.

I'm not going to do it because I'm above reading but what tard seriously used homosexuality and obesity in the same sentence. You've ruined this thread. I'm shaming you from upon my valiant steed. gtfo

I love a woman with a nice bubble butt...

I understand where taks is coming from and I share his frustrations. However, I don't completely believe it's a portion thing. I mean it is, but either way you look at I mean come on, fast food just isn't "healthy." Yes if you proportion the bread, meat, and sides correctly you are going to get enough nourishment without an excess of calories but that's not practical. People are going to eat whatever is in front of them becuase people are retarded. They obviously don't care what they are putting in their mouth becuase they have no idea where the food is coming from in the first place. Retards think this crap comes from a farm out in Illinois where the cows roam freely and graze on grass from sunrise to sunset and people still earn an honest days work out in the fields or something when this stuff might as well be made in a factory and heated out of it's neatly packed air tight frozen packaging. The way I see it the fast food companies aren't really to blame. Sure they could sell healthier alternatives which many of them do but they are running a business and they can do that however they see fit. If you really don't like it then don't eat there, that's all there is to it. If people want to eat trash, live and let live, even if they are going to die from heart disease and diabetes. All the blame is on the consumer here. Instead of taking a quick internet journey to learn about nutrition they'd rather be on myspace or watching tv or cramming another hamburger into their cram hole.

Today I voluntarily passed up an open advising meeting that i think I was supposed to go to but I still registered for classes since I'm not a stupid slug lemming anymore like the rest of the suckers that they always get to go to those things. Yeah I think I'll pass on the free pen, binder and day planner plastered in school logos thank you very much. Oh dangit, missed out on the commemorate license plate holder though. Probably going to be my main regret out of college except for the fact that I will have learned basically nothing and will have missed out on a mind boggling amount of social and proffesional opportunities becuase of going to a half rate community college for 2 years. So far I got 4 classes down and I'm scoping out for a 5th one to begin the revolution. I'm thinking a science plus lab since I really need to get that crap out of the way already. But after this semester if my accounting courses transfered I'll be able start taking mid level course work and within a year have all those completed and begin work on the final countdown. I've calculated that if all goes well this semester and next I should theoretically only have 1 year and a semester and a half left. However if I do decide to take summer school and 5 classes a semester then I would graduate in 2010 which is when I should be graduating except I suppose I'm a hopeless failure. Also eating a banana.

What do you mean try harder. This isn't a troll. Humor is subjective and I just don't happen to find his humor funny and to be honest I'd have to agree that he was just an angry hippy. Not exactly a personal attack, since from what I saw he was very "passionate" about his material. I'd have to say my favorite stand up is Dave Attell but I like many other comics who don't really come to mind except maybe David Allen Grier but then again I've never heard his standup but his radio personalities on the Adam Carolla show are extremely funny.

No he was talking about my post. For the force unleashed the team toyed with the idea of having the main character be a (dark side) wookie but Lucas pointed out that how are you going to have a main character who can't even speak.

Don't worry I can take tale. I've been training my straight leg kicks for the past few days that could break an infirm man's knee cap in a single stroke with a bloody crunch of cartilage and shattered bone splintering off into the retinas of any nearby mammal. I don't think your willing to take that chance. This is what happened to the last guy that crossed my path. Took old Bessy out to pasture.

Okay I'll admit when I made that post I had only seen about 5 minutes of cumulative material over the course of like 20 years of my life. But after reviewing some of his works on youtube I'm still going to have to say. Sorry, still not all that funny. I laughed a few times but really "the famous 7 words" and other videos that are supposed to be some of his best are pretty bad. Edit: Not enough cat humor.

Sorry but never found the guy to be that great.

"His inspiration came from his two children and from the story of a blind war veteran who rode a tandem bicycle cross-country." Congrats to the guy but he sounds like he's missing a chromosomes.

Actually on some level i do believe George has some input. I remember watching a dev diary on the force unleashed and all their main ideas had to be passed by lucas himself before they could continue into design. I mean after that he's basically out of the loop becuase he's too busy counting his money but still he has a pretty major impact.

Hey walshingham do you have like double sets of man parts becuase you are like on a whole other plane of bad ass. In other news my friend may get fired at his job becuase he broke a part on this machine against a plane. They put him under suspension but he said anyone who has ever been suspended mysteriously never came back after. Although he doesn't have any real expenses since he lives at home he just bought a car that is cosigned with someone else. So he no longer has a steady pay check. I'm going to try and help him out with $50 of starting capital for some internet poker. Of course if he wins enough I'll get my money back and a percentage but it's mostly for him to have a little extra. He's actually pretty good when he's motivated and from the sounds of it he's ready. Edit: Oh yeah I got accepted to UNLV. Yaaay. Now truly begins my path towards eternal boredom and eventual suicide. Before then we can only hope I can fulfill my dreams of meeting a nice young girl and taking her behymen(stolen from Adam Carolla), owning my own asian themed home with a giant fish tank, and of course never losing my man-boy tendencies of playing video games and watching cartoons/anime.

brb kid fell

This video is entirely not safe for work and is quite crude. However Walsh, you must watch it in its entirety. White ppl b liek this n blck ppl be liek that.

Yeah some of my credits wont transfer to my new school and I'm too much of a vajayjay to take more than 4 classes at a time. But I think I'm going to change that.

I think I'll be in school for another 3 years.

Congratulations friend.