theslug

You're a hero in my book walsh. Muay thai is second best martial arts out there, jiu jitsu being first because I mean most real fights kind of go to the ground and you'll get your arm ripped off. Plus muay thai doesn't discriminate against height. But yeah, sorry to hear lady. You should try lifting cats in your spare time to get a good foundation. What about krav maga? I kind of wouldn't really consider krav maga/kempo/etc a martial arts. While they are insanely useful and in most terms better than all the martial arts they are centered around straight brutality and maining/killing your opponent in "realistic" situations. But hey I've done two sessions of jiu jitsu and watch ufc and other fight shows regularly so I'm not that great of a barometer of martial arts knowledge.

You're a hero in my book walsh. Muay thai is second best martial arts out there, jiu jitsu being first because I mean most real fights kind of go to the ground and you'll get your arm ripped off. Plus muay thai doesn't discriminate against height. But yeah, sorry to hear lady. You should try lifting cats in your spare time to get a good foundation.

Good hand/finger strength develops through having a strong grip. If you do things like deadlift/bent over rows/pullups/etc with heavy weight you'll be crushing small animals in the palm of your hand in no time. I've noticed an insane change in my hands since I've started working out. They are so powerful and awesome and could snatch the gizzard right out of a grown man. But I haven't been working out at all in the last month or so, just a few scattered days here and there. :'(

I have only 1 more physical day at school left. 1 assignment in accounting with an exam and an exam in communications then I'm done. I have 0 job prospects as of right now and that sucks pretty hardcore. :'(

I cannot wait until I move out on my own. I can't stand drama because I have very little apathy because I'm an elitist prick who thinks I'm 100% objective (though seriously I know I'm pretty close) and I'm put in an awkward situation because I know I'm supposed to feel bad but I kind of don't even though the situation definitely calls for it. Anyways my estranged grand father who I don't know, and I thank the lord for that, left. Course in his wake our house is pretty messed up, what extremely little work he did is quite shoddy and of course my mom is hysterical because her father ran out on the "family" for a second time and our house is pretty messy. The Slug's infinite rip off wisdom has proven right once away. Even after 40 some odd years. Once a ****, always a ****. Anyways some subcontractor from Lowes is coming down tomorrow to give an estimate and I'm going to be pretty tough. I'll cut of the sleeves of one of my shirts to show off the guns and make sure these guys don't try to screw with me. We already have all the stuff bought so its basically ripping the old stuff out and installing, so just labor costs. Just 2 vanities, a shower door, various caulking and little stuff like that. I've calculated an extremely liberal estimate coming in at about 1,250 but it definitely shouldn't cost that because I'll call them out on that horse sh-.

This is why women + video games (or internet) don't mix.

I didn't make the 3k or w/e qualification income the past year. :'(

Yeah I got it last night at around 12:30 but I've only played a collective like hour. Niko definitely is a fat sob like his cousin. I was trying on clothes and I was like what the hell is this crap and hes got this giant gut. I do like the game its just going to take a while to get used to the controls and definitely driving has gotten ramped up in difficulty. I played online and combat is fine. Auto-aim is a tad difficult...which is another word for kind of broken. We had friendly fire on and I'd try to switch to another target and I'm just sitting there jamming the stick to either side to change target while a cop is shotgunning me in the side of my skull. Then I got some grenades and murdered them. Melee combat is kind of horrible. I tried to knife some chick and it wouldn't let me lock on. Also you should be able to run faster than frightened pedestrians. Can't really give this a review yet since I've played multiplayer within the first 45 minutes of having the game knowing nothing about controls and what not. But so far I'd definitely say once controls are mastered its going to be really good and I know the story is going to be awesome.

It's not midnight until another 3 and a half hours. So I'm waiting for my friend to get back from work and were going to play halo 3 until then, then were going down to gamestop and hope they have some copies that aren't preordered. Then I'm going to sleep and I'll play tomorrow hopefully.

My moms father traveled to our house to fix up the bathrooms and put in new vanities and what not. The problem is, he is a complete stranger who I met like when I was like 3. All he does is talk and talk and talk and not actually do any work. He also has some sort of like absent-father-whose-back-now-and-going-to-give-you-everything-you-need-plus-im-lonely-and-spill-my-guts-to-a-complete-stranger-but-im-cheap-as-hell-even-though-I own-a-plane. He's pretty annoying and I can't believe my mom would do this. I mean I'm a very fragile young boy and I have to pretty much baby sit this like 75 year old guy while my mom is at work. So I've decided to take my destiny into my own hands and will hide out at friends houses and go to school.

Definitely. I'll still be a kid when I'm like 40 playing video games and watching cartoons with small children who aren't my own. Reminds me of the good times.

Sorry Kaftan. :'( At least this thread doesn't fail from inactivity anymore.

I'm going to try and internship for free so I can get some experience but I'm scared. :'(

Sure friend. There were a few scenes where bare breasts were shown and then there was one part where there was a close up of a young woman's vagina and varying glances of other women who were nude from the waist down. I was saying that they both shared what seemed like an equal amount of time on screen which is something you don't often seen in movies unless its adult entertainment amirite )))))

Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo (Reluctantly) Saw this movie at a midnight viewing with about 5 other people. About 3/4's into the movie the projector crapped out but it was online a few minutes later. As for the movie it was alright I suppose. I definitely wouldn't recommend it unless your under the influence of narcotics which you could kind of tell a lot of people in the theater were. Greasy faces, tattered clothes, and the air of druggy loserdom. Truly a pathetic lot. Anyways, the movie consisted of primarily toilet humor, shock, and exaggerating circumstances. I won't lie though, I chuckled a bit. However, the jokes were far from original and the "story" mangled. All in all I'd give it a 6/10. Not seeing again. Ever. Oh yeah I forgot to mention there were a decent amount of bewbies but maybe even more vag screen time.

Gromnir, your story touches the very depths of my heart. Very reminiscent of the ending of an Adam Sandler movie except for the whole you having sexual relations with an attractive young female....Or maybe you just didn't add that part? i love you

14/f/Japan 19 turning 20 next month

I had to do my civic duty today in the form of waiting for 5 hours in one room waiting to get called but never did. Luckily I got excused so I have 2 years before I have the possibility to do this horse sh- all over again. Then I came home to a "delicious" store bought rotisserie chicken that totally wasn't dried to hell and some pre-made mashed potatoes. I'm angry damnit. Edit: Oh yeah f the system.

I'm trying to do my accounting homework but I can't figure this problem out. I've been having a hard time with the class for a long time (still getting good grades) but it's almost purely conceptual and it's an online class so you are forced to read the book for any and all information. The text book is quite horrible. It's just drowned in all this jargon and a bunch of previous (and complex) terms (which are integrated into even more past terms) from past chapters and each chapter is like 30+ pages of droning on of craziness. And since I basically have ADD splashed with a bit of retardation I have basically no idea what the book is talking about 95% of the time. But thats not even the problem. The homework is one question (More like a multilayer activity) for the chapter and there is a simulation of the question in the text like virtually all of the other assignments we've done. However, this time, the numbers used in the exhibit seemingly come from absolutely no where. There is no explanation of exactly what the numbers being calculated represent nor where they have come from. Not to mention, while the actual process they are using is pretty much the same they use different terms and other things that make is pretty much useless. I hate my school. Bunch of freakin crack pots. TLDR, move on.

loli time traveler will always hold a special place in my heart

No I meant the odd place next to the fire place with your little bookcase thingy or w/e that is. Considering its a living room it's a strange arrangement. I just hate architects becuase they get paid like 100k for something I did in drafting class sophmore year of high school with less retardedness. My bitterness just has intensified because we've been looking at houses lately and a lot of floor plans are horrid.

Very nice tv and that rocking chair is pretty snazzy. Cat is always a plus maybe even a double plus. Nook in the wall almost sent me into a blind fury of hatred but I'll hold back. Congrats.

From the looks of it your character is going to be killing terrorist in the china town of Dubai or something. Quite strange. A dumpster with Sanskrit written on it but a bunch of signs with some sort of Asian characters. Quite strange indeed.

I hate this accounting homework. I hate my life.

Fine I suppose. It just comes down to time. I've yet to enact my plan to make my massive fortune in slug juice futures. So until then I can't really afford to buy up all the pharmaceutical companies to research and design the most addictive drug possible that I could slip into the drinking water. Then it'd be simple. Sway the masses at my command.