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  1. I'd most likely be zombie food in no time. Tactical Position: Dismal. Second floor in a suburban home amidst a sprawling suburbia reaching out miles and miles away. This means zombie growth potential to be in the tens to hundreds of thousands in a relatively short time. The summers are brutal and make moving during the day treacherous without modern marvels such as air conditioning. The winters aren't anything compared to other places but I think they can be kind of chilly :'(. On the up side, the thousands and thousands of homes offer a myriad of hiding places that are just a wall hop away for miles in every direction. A large percentage of homes within the city have pools which means relatively safe drinking water for at least 2 weeks from spring to fall before the algae and mosquitoes take over. Food: Despite having a walk in pantry that is literally three times the size of my closet we have a supreme lack of viable food in it. In the can department we mostly have cream of ____ and chicken noodle soup. We also have a ton of rice and pasta which I suppose could be eaten and good carbs. On the other hand I have cliff bars, multivitamins, and Muscle Milk. Both the cliff bars and Muscle Milk have whey protein and a ton of vitamins and what not. Weapons: No guns but I suppose I could rig up a broom handle with a large sharpened knife on the end and duck tape the hell out of it to make it stable but thats not exactly a great weapon....I've fired a "real" gun once but it was only a .22 so I don't have all that much experience with firearms. :'( My only regret will be that I wish it was Walshingham who infected me....wait what
  2. You can't stop CP children, but at least we can make a dent. This is a public service announcement supported by your friend The Slug. If you have any questions please see me in the van parked across the street from your local elementary school.
  3. I shaved my tummy. It was becoming a safe haven for crumbs and other miscreants.
  4. i liek omlets
  5. I thought you were an intelligent and handsome young man Tale. You've disappointed me greatly. :'(
  6. I liked the game enough to play it twice which I rarely do with any type of media. The game definitely needed more content in terms of spells/skills/hero bosses/items and the controls could have been tweaked a bit. I enjoyed the core gameplay mechanics and the graphics were pretty good for xbox along with some good audio. The story isn't anything special but it didn't exactly suck in my opinion either. It's a pretty straight forward linear trying to be non linear action rpg. I would definitely give it a go.
  7. The school is a 4 year tier 2 college or something along those lines. Not exactly a community college but not a university either. It's mostly a nursing/education school but they have a business department that offers 2 degrees: Business administration and Construction management. They recently got cut a million dollars in the state budget so my concerns are growing about whether or not they can even provide a moderately decent education. There just isn't any kind of real opportunity there unless you're at the end in regards to internships and the like whereas UNLV offers internships throughout your schooling experience. Basically it comes down to the fact that I took 2 accounting classes and I still have no practical knowledge on the subject.
  8. I made a very serious life decision today. I'm going to transfer to UNLV and major in accounting. When I finished high school I had the typical "I'll go to this small college for my core classes then transfer to the real deal." Well somewhere along the way I lost my head and actually considered finishing a degree in Business Administration. However, I thought about it and I'm going to apply most likely today and see if I qualify for the next semester. Luckily I haven't taken all that many classes and the ones I have taken are all core classes that they will most likely accept. There are a few I'll probably have to eat but I suppose thats the price of being a retard. I most likely would have graduated in the top of class for the department at my old school but that just shows what kind of establishment they pass off as higher education these days; not to mention the type of folks they let in.
  9. Thank you for caring krookie. You are such a nice young man. Would you like to step into my van?
  10. Finished season 1 of The Wire. Exceptional show. 23:15 into the second season and not digging it so far but I'm guessing it'll improve once all the characters magically start working together as a team again.
  11. My relatives came over this weekend for my brothers graduation and left this morning. It was nice to see my cousins and what not I suppose but it meant hiding things on my computer since my uncle is also a tech person and constantly being followed by their two small children. On the plus side I got to eat a lot of food. Now I've begun watching The Wire and my subconscious is contemplating what in the lords name I'm going to do with all the spare time I have on my hands besides binging on tv series/anime/movies since I'm unemployable and a loser and I'm going to kill mself 4 realz this tiem guyz :'( i mean it :'( of course this is after House season finale which is tomorrow which is also my birthday and if the wire stays good then I suppose thats a week or so and after that is jericho and maybe a few animated shows and if those are good well my LEP (life extension program) will see me through at least half the summer. And maybe by then my mommy will pull some strings and get me a job somewhere and all will be right in the world. On a side note I had some Republic of Tea which I've always had fond memories of and it sadly wasn't that awesome. Both flavors were highly acidic and kind of lacked that full bodied but subtle flavor that I remembered from past fine dining experiences. I'm not sure, maybe it's because they downsized the bottle and moved to plastic (used to be almost 7 dollars for 1 bottle but the thing weighed like 5 pounds and was 2 feet tall and was a fine elixir of deliciousness) or maybe these couple just were a bad batch. What ever the reason I'm very saddened by this turn of events. I thought I could trust them but I'm reminded that no one, not even the tea company that drew what few moments of joy from my childhood and instilled in me a seemingly unbreakable resolve and determination in life, can be trusted. On a side-erer note I was under the assumption that I was going to get a C- at the most in my accounting class but ended up getting a B+. I'm guessing the curve on the final bumped me up a good 5 or more %. That's 3.75 gpa 3 semesters in a row.
  12. Mixing two of the greatest cosmic forces in the universe; lolis and kittens. What has science done, besides ensuring that my 50's will be fondly remembered before I die. God bless the United Kingdom.
  13. Breaking Bad is a good recommendation though the writers strike kind of d bagged it since it got cut short but still a great show none the less.
  14. Always sunny is pretty good and House is supreme.
  15. I see a disturbing lack of dexter. Awesomely epic show.
  16. Epic 100 dog free for all battle where the weak are trampled and the strong get delicious steak dinner.
  17. You have to make a moral decision to get his place.
  18. Yeah Walsh I hear ya. I come from a pretty estranged family so the thought of even seeing any of these people ever again is pretty disheartening which is why I plan on moving to iceland or something so I can be a hermit and turn my back on the world and people altogether. The internet and wood land creatures will be my friends.
  19. That sucks. If I ever get married I'm getting a prenup but I kind of doubt I ever will because I'm such a misogynist.
  20. Too far muso, too far. (
  21. Seirei no moribito was boring and fail.
  22. Don't worry Tel I too didn't understand much either and I had to read a ton about the show after it ended. But anyways:
  23. I would thoroughly enjoy reviews from you gromnir and anyone else on the new season of shows out and if anyone has seen last season as well. I've been pretty out of the loop not having seen anything for the past 6 months or so.
  24. Thanks Tarna. I always enjoy looking back at past posts on various forums and wondering what the hell I was thinking at the time. :'(
  25. I absolutely cannot disagree more. Bicep exercises are worthless becuase isolations are worthless. The best exercises are compound lifts. the ones that hit multiple muscle groups at the same time not to mention stabilizing muscles/etc, like the 4 I mentioned earlier. Isolations like curls focus mainly on one muscle and usually are done in such a way to not promote stabilizing/joint strength. Also, I'm not sure if you meant it but I never said anything about target training, ie doing sit ups and people correlating it to fat loss in the abdominal region.
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