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It's bad British influence. Yet 150 years ago girls in India have half-naked appearance, but century of brainwashing by puritan missionaries change everything. P.S. Just for lulz, British colonial behavior stay same. Wals yet blaming "wrong" dress of these Hindustani mens. As a Briton that firmly believes the rest of the world ought to be brought back under the guiding light of the Empire, I can categorically say that I am not in favour making half naked girls cover up. Just to set the record straight, you understand. Pip pip!

Pointless. If we stop procreating, the women will spontaneously change gender because of that frog DNA and bone themselves. Life will find a way.

Couple of chaps got arrested a week or so back for strolling around East London attempting to enforce Sharia Law in an area around a mosque. Response fromt he wider Islamic community was bemusement.

Got a busy weekend ahead. Tonight going for drinks with some of the woman's friends. Tomorrow me and her will be in That London living it up and then Sunday's at my brother's for the first Christmas of three. I've got Monday of, which is lucky, for verily I shalt be ruined.

The problem is, and always has been, that the law is trying to force people back to a pre-digital, pre-broadband, pre-anonymous internet era. It's never going to work. Adapt or die. RIP HMV

I find other people's procreation to be a source of constant irritation. I don't know if this answers your implied question, which I think might be "Why don't girls like me? :(" Nah, just kidding blud, you're sound.

I've managed to stay off Google+ so far, mostly by not signing up to any service that uses it. I am on FB though, go figure.

I've never really understood why people get so upset about where other people stick their bits. OK, if the other person is screaming "No" and hitting me, then I can understood third parties getting all prissy and judgemental over it. If, on the other hand, the other person is being welcoming, or at least not actively resisting, then I can't really see what the problem is. It's not like I'm doing it the street. Well, not always. I guess in some ways it's lucky that there are people who're so concerned over my morality that they're willing to march up and down a street with a placard, but I'll admit that it leaves me somewhat bemused. Surely we should be more concerned that people aren't getting my bits put in them without their consent rather than what bits that person owns? I dunno, I just can't help but think people might have their priorities wrong. I don't really understand why that chap with the orange turban and the FABULOUS shirt is so concerned over the fact that Deepak down the street gets drunk sometimes and puts his bits in Sanjay instead of Sunitha. Nobody's telling Mr Orange Turban that he has to put his bits in Sanjay too, if he doesn't want to.

Let's not forget ****tails and ****pit. I mean, even Shirley Temple?! I guess it's dicktails and dickpits from now on, then. Can't say that seems much better.

Au contrare, famous for judging, are judges. Practically pro level.

Respectfully, I disagree. If, in the unlikely event, that somebody was to wear an evening suit to a court appearance I'd say that one simple proof of unsound mind alone would preclude them from being a responsible parent. And, in fact, an excellent candidate for chemical neutering.

You write it, we'll sing it. Polio oh Polio Makes my legs go bowed-io

Since carolling is for Victorian street urchins, maybe something about polio?

What a guy! Tao Hsiao is going on my list of remembered names. I'll be honest, I'd probably just get a better girlfriend. Mind you, this sort of under-achieving attitude is exactly why my name will not be remembered after my death.

No reason? He's cavorting around with a bunch of Johnnies like some sort of Frenchman. Man needs to learn some decorum.

Not sure something so self-congratulatory as a bleeding selfie would ever be appropriate at a funeral even is there was dancing and whatnot. A selfie doesn't celebrate anybody other than the person in it.

I'm on a conference call about phone systems. I never knew it'd be possible to be this bored.

The obvious thing would be, once they've decided not to take any legal responsibility for the child, then they forfeit any legal right to see the child at all.

I too am not a fan of the particular brand of patriotism demonstrated by America. You might drop a line to your own pols to tell them about it while you are at it. Copying a crap pin badge fad is probably even worse than starting it. Good job Cameron's not a renowned prick then, I guess.

I think they may have been guilty of being whimsical on the internet.

In much the same way that fighter pilots used to paint iron cross marks under their ****pit*, I have crudely daubed bicycles under mine. Also walking sticks, prams and wheelchairs, though they aren't strictly applicable to this conversation. Edit: *goodness me, the bit where the pilot sat.

You should probably see a doctor. That ain't normal.

I too am not a fan of the particular brand of patriotism demonstrated by America.

It's pretty simple stuff, make sure the tie and cummerbund/waistcoat facings match your jacket facings, don't wear a "comedy" waistcoat etc. It essentially boils down to being secure enough to dress nicely without feeling you have to make a stupid statement. It's my belief that a team of fashion consultants are probably going to be pro-statement.

I find I do my most thorough cleaning when I'm supposed to be working on my CV/job hunting. Suddenly it becomes vitally important to make sure the underneath of the sink is clean.