My boss likes to bring his dogs to work. Usually it's just the Black Labrador. He has a couple of other dogs at his house, one of them looks like he's half St. Bernard.
This time, though, he brought the Black Labrador and one dog I've never seen before. A female bulldog that is the ugliest dog I've ever seen outside of the internet. Tall brown dog, stubbed tail, short black muzzle, small widely spaced flat teeth.