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I'm an administrator of the group? I never knew.

*drops to knees* *hands in the air* *tears run down his cheeks* why?

I am not a skipper. Garrus is not a mighty sailing man. Wrex isn't a millionaire, nor Tali his wife. Liara is not a movie star. Joker has never taught in academia. You, Ashley, are not frickin' Mary Ann. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE How do you get to the hot lezzo action bits. I play as a female and every single conversation and cut-scene with Miranda seems to designed with the object of finding new angles to show off her arse. Maybe she doesn't swing that way. I definitely do not want to see Garrus naked but he's the only one one who has shown interest so far. There is no major lesbian option in ME2. I think Kelly is a lesbian option. Liara can be as well if you have Lair of the Shadow Broker. I have no idea if that requires an ME1 romance with her or not.

Yeah, they can implement the DRM into your hardware. Is that what you want?

My Retribution Collector's Edition just arrived. Maybe I'll finish up the first two parts.

He's emo about how he can't feel anything. Waah, waah, I can't feel glass under my fingertips so they always break. But then he whips out his blade arms to do menial tasks like open packages of peanuts and he becomes happy.

The thought process was probably "we forgot his birthday, let's make it up." Seriously, who would complain about having portable weapons built into them? I wouldn't.

That game's called Max Payne. I don't remember Max calling anyone dame.

I just hope that the main character speaks in mostly metaphor and simile. It was a rainy night, like the heavens themselves finally got tired of the filth that is our city and was trying to wash it away. Also... dame.

That was my complaint about DAO. I think I harped on it enough that I have to let it go, now. But I agree. However, there was ONE instance that did have that. The Dwarven choice. Harrowmont is clearly the ideal choice, but the epilogue of that ending is fairly negative. Bhelen, the tyrant, turns out to be progressive. Even knowing he's progressive, he still murders a fair man for your choice. I think whoever designed that plotline and choice should be given more responsibility. So either you can choose to be a kind and honest person to end up with a Orzammar in civil war and isolated or you can help a tyrant and murderer free the casteless.

I think Bioware's writers lack the proper sadism. In fact, I feel they should be taunted for that. In hopes they can eventually be challenged to write the darkest, most despair filled, and depressing RPG of recent memory. Because somebody needs to and the only options are Obsidian and Bioware. Or I've just spent too much time browsing TVTropes. That happens.

I miss comic book nerd.

>_ I am not a skipper. Garrus is not a mighty sailing man. Wrex isn't a millionaire, nor Tali his wife. Liara is not a movie star. Joker has never taught in academia. You, Ashley, are not frickin' Mary Ann. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

Kaiden doesn't seem like a whiner. He just has Carth's voice, so it sounds like he's whining. I think this is the first run where I haven't skipped everything everyone had to say.

That reminds me, if you create a black Hawke, will your entire family be black or will Hawke be adopted again? The family will be black.

My copy of Retribution should arrive today. Been doing more Mass Effect. Ashley thinks I'm interested, which is odd, considering I already turned her down once. Also, is there some way I can get her to stop calling me skipper? It makes me feel like a fatman on a shipwreck.

Is this a bad sign? We've known that it was delayed and has no new release date for a little while. There are so many things it can mean, that it's hard to say.

I have way too much fun spamming.

Amazon just e-mailed me that it's been delayed to December 31st. I'm sure that's just a delay to "we don't know when" so they tentatively stuck it at the end of the year.

The one in DX wasn't a laser, it was nanotech. They could use any number of variations on the idea of incredibly powerful awesome sword if they want to have it in HR. They could do one of laser or plasma. Or "vibrating."

hahahahahaha

The Road, at least the novel, was an inspiration for Bethesda's Fallout 3. I could feel it when last I played. It's a great movie.

It's hard to tell how much of which is which. I think they both sound like decent arguments. I'd like to see (or do, that'd be awesome) a study.

No. There's a vaguely similar site, but it hasn't been updated since before Awakening.

Combining ADnD with 4th ed? Not without a crowbar, semtex and a ****load of ducttape. The crowbar and semtex are just for flair.