Whitemithrandir

jawaspeak owns though.

20 HOURS?!!! did you skip a lot of side quests? What the... It took me about 60. Maybe I'm just slow... or stupid... Thanks for making me feel bad.

Oh, I remember Mt. Etna fondly. Actually, that's a lie. My parents took me to Sicily (part of a European cruise) for vacation a long time ago, when I was about 5 years old. I remember bragging to my friends "Yuh huh, I saw a VOLCANO! I did too!". This was after we read Journey to the Center of the Earch in 2nd or 3rd grade. Our teacher would get to the part where they escape in the volcano and I would stand up and go "Pfffffffffffffffffffff' like an explosion, you know?

So? How did you spend your birthday? YOU ARE going to tell us, right? I mean, after all this effort and bandwidth and all the hobo jumbo of starting a birthday thread for you? I even sacrificed a live Hungarian Bullfrog Chicken in your name!

Is one going to be released simultaneously with the actual release? Or maybe a cool preorder edition? You could include like... trading cards of the characters. Or plastic lightsabers that make the WSSSSH noise when you swing it. Or tin foiled hats. Please? OH! MAYBE you could have a bonus CD with a special shop on Telos or something that sells KOTOR I ITEMS!!!!

sion would be pronounced the same as scion, I guesses

Better yet, have a dark side NPC in your party purposely mislead you. "Yes, decapitate that homeless jawa bum with your saber. You're eradicating useless junk in the universe and therefore advocating evolution. Plus 5 lightside points for you!"

While I could attempt to come up with a plausible explaination for this optical illusion... I'd rather join the crowd and say "WTF?!"

no. Any yoda-like party member would be a severe disgrace to Yoda.

I prefer the cameo of her corpse, if possible. Not sure if I can stand MORE of her whining.

you mean... like a spell trigger? Sorry, that would be a bit unbalancing unless it's a feat you take at high levels.

Jolee: Dead Juhani: Dead Mission: Dead Zaalbar: Dead Bastila: Dead HK-47: Dead Canderous: Dead Carth: Dead Dustil: Dead T3-M4: Destroyed Griff: Who the hell is Griff? Yuthra Ban: Dead Uthar: Dead Vandar + stupid Jedi council: Dead Revan: Dead Anything else you guys wanna talk about?

happy birthday. 24 huh... okay. have fun.

Vis: I have NO problems visualizing the Star Wars universe. WHY? BECAUSE IT'S FANTASY! IT'S NOT SUPPOSE TO ROLL TOGETHER seamlessly like history. You want perfect plausibility? Grab a history book and go NUTS. So you can suspend your disbelief at people going around whoosing things with their mind but not a minor inconsistency that may or may not be totally irrational? I find that disturbing.

okay forget lightsabers. I want to know how teletubbies can communicate with each other via those antennas on their heads. This implies a mutual symbiosis between brain and machine, a level which we humans can only DREAM OF!!!

Ran her through with the saber to keep her from whining.

actually I believe the site was made by an adult. You're right, it's very funny, and almost a legend on the internet; right up there with goatse.

Which Tom Clancy books turned film did you think was pretty good? I vote for Hunt for Red October. As for worst, I disliked Sum of All Fears.

No. end it. perferably have your PC killed in the ending.

You see? You see? This is what happens when you walk into a hollywood movie expecting something great. For your own sake, DON'T! It'll only end up making you depressed and disappointed. Me? I went in there expecting "wow cool, big battle whoopeee!!!!" and I got what I wanted and I was a happy camper. Moral of the story: be an optimist and you'll always be disappointed.

I've accurate sources!!! Medieval kings DID NOT infact walk around barefoot!

were you expecting anything more? I had fun, and I think if you put the notion that TROY is suppose to be an artistic feat out of your mind, you'll end up enjoying it too

This thread makes me so, so sad. Haha, I can't believe people are arguing about ninjas based on a satire site. I personally think that site is a piece of art, a modern Thurber. And oh, by the way, Ramza, I think the comic strip Wizards of ID is a completely inaccurate representation of the middle ages. And I have my sources well cited too.

I thought it was a fun movie. Certainly kept me awake. I thought the movie was a lot of fun, all those soldiers on the screen, the epic fighitng scenes, the moving soap operatic drama... heck it's no oscar material, but I definitely got my 6 bucks worth. Some of you have overly high expectations for an action slugfest that is Troy.

I like my karzak as an npc idea better.