Whitemithrandir

Space balls. Most DEFINITELY space balls.

1. I LOVE Groundhog day. 2. I went to see Pitch Black expecting a B horror flick. What I got was a REALLY entertaining adaptation of Asimov's Nightfall. GOOD STUFF.

they're not jedi. They're people with lightsabers.

They're all dead. All the jedi are dead except you.

what? you got to fight jolee + juhani in KOTOR, not to mention bastila.

Why cannibalistic Gizkas? Is Bastila a Gizka? :ph34r: It would explain a lot..... fixed.

Possible plot: WARNING: may contain SPOILERS if my theory is actually right. Sauron is rising again in the east, but this time, instead of an army of Urukai, he has summoned to his aid the might of the sinister Sith. With this invincible army of dark jedi at his feet, he proceeds to wipe out all of the jedi, save one, your main character. Little does your main character know it, there is a saber somewhere that would undo the power of Sauron. You stumble onto it by accident and suddenly, you find yourself tracked at every turn by the Spies of Morgoth, flying drones that track and report your every location. The fate of the world is in your hands, and only you can change it by bringing the One Saber to the fiery maw of MOUNT DOOKU.

....of her untimely and gruesome death at the razor sharp jaws of vicious hungry killer gizkas who haven't tasted human flesh for eons.

From: http://webster.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=tyrannous Main Entry: tyr

OMG I JUST GOT YOUR EMAIL!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!! Thanks for hiring me Obsidian! I'm sure I'll do a great job QA'ing for you guys! Thanks for the compliment on my resume, it's my first. :: runs from Aurora ::

yes, but make her fat and ugly. Seriously, when was the last time you saw a fat and ugly female character in a star wars game?

I don't think George Lucas had enough writing talent to come up with meaningful names.

Black Is... I mean OBSIDIAN folks have absolutely no qualms about including quality and witty humor in their games, I assure you. Lightsaber as a light source idea is a good one but limited by the engine. As for wind billowing people's capes and hair: once again, engine limitation and quite a superflous feature in my opinion, as stunning graphics is low down on the list of things that would satisfy me as an RPG'er. Paragraphs help make your post more coherent, by the way, as well as apt punctuation.

laff!!!! :D there's nothing quite as satisfying as making a funny to have someone else make a funnier funny based on your funny and someone else making a funnier funny to his funnier funny to your funny and the chain continues until the world explodes in laughter.

Rand is getting a lot to be like Neo, now that I start thinking about it.

What? End lord of the ring with some wheel of time twists in the middle? They said their be no twists in the game so what do you mean? what happened was, MCA hands out the design docs and say "OKAY GUYS this is gonna be a Star Wars game". 5 months later MCA hands out the next set of design docs and say "NONO I've changed my mind. This is going to be a Wheel of Time game!" Everyone else just stares at him going WTF? So Akari goes up to MCA and asks "Hey man, we already did half the game in STAR WARS!!!!" So after licking their whip wounds, the crew got to work starting the game from scratch when Morgan goes "Screw it" and continues working on the game from where they left off, only now everything's in the Wheel of Time universe. Months go by and MCA delivers the last set of design docs. "OKAY guys I've changed my mind. Lord of the Rings is all the craze now so that's what the game's going to be about." After a round of spiritless WTF's, the crew got to work. And that's the game we're all gonna love and praise as a masterpiece.

The game's gonna start out Star Wars and it's going to end with Lord of the Rings with some Wheel of Time twists in the middle.

I've got the perfect ending to this series. "Rand looked up into the night wondering where his women went. He saw a tiny bright spec getting bigger and bigger. He scratched his groin and grunted. 'Hmm... I wonder what it is...' In fact, he was still scratching his groin when the meteor hit, annihilating all life on this sad, sad little planet, and everybody would have lived happily ever after, had all of them not been burned to a bloody crisp by the ensuing conflageration." THE END.

Yeah it wasn't bad. In fact, most of your insults ARE quite witty. But there's a line between being witty and meaning personal injury, and I suggest you explore the width of that line and use wit as it should be used: sustaining interest. When I read your posts I don't get the sense of an intelligent and interesting character that I'm sure you are in life, but instead I get the image of this arrogant and quite snobby guy who thinks he's the king of the world because his opinions are always right. There are many excellent debators here that aren't afraid to use wit as part of their arsenal (see Volourn, Karzak, Hades_one) but when I debate with them, their witty insults lighten my heart and make me chuckle now and then. Yours are just caustic remarks which gives me and others that debate with you the wrong impression.

Do a search on my posts, dear. As for lying, refer to the Halo thread in Games discussion. Find me ONE proof of any sort of lie in my posts and I'll concede.

see, I never got that part. The light saber can cut through pretty much anything, right? So what's the point of swinging really hard? I'd imagine speed and agility wins the day.

I've argued with this guy in the Halo thread for a bit. He makes valid points now and then, but the fact that he throws in 5% of validity mixed with 95% of personal attacks makes even his 5% validity seem like stupidity.

DARTH HELMET.

will it go "pyo pyo" when I poke it with a stick? funny sound effects are a must here if you want to maximize the "cute" rating.