Everything posted by Pop
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I N T E R N E T D R A M A
No, she was real. Extensive, possibly illegal research proved it. We didn't believe it either.
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I N T E R N E T D R A M A
That thread is a treasured part of ETS history. Handle carefully. Morm never topped herself after that one. We all tell her that she should get back into fanfic writing. I've never been anywhere where the mods are nearly as pithy. No kid gloves allowed.
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BAAAAN
Apparently Sony, too, will not release AO games. So it looks like Take Two's only option is to cut the game up and hope for an M rating.
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Games you are looking forward to
Bioshock Mass Effect Fallout 3 Left 4 Dead Mask 'o Betrayer Starcraft 2
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BAAAAN
In a way, I'm always surprised by the sheer willingness of people to turn libertarian whenever something they might marginally enjoy is affected by government oversight. And after some checking, Nintendo indeed "refuses to license games that carry the ESRB rating "AO" (Adults Only)." So at this point, Take Two is either going to force Rockstar to drastically alter their game, or lose unprecedented amounts of the market, and take huge losses on their investment, on principle, for what amounts to an Acclaim-caliber snuff game. Honestly, I'm not shedding any tears. Even as somebody who really, really loves gaming, I don't feel compelled to stand up for every two-bit exploitation game. I do not fear the Jack Thompson contingent, they'll fail with or without my involvement.
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Suggestions For Devs
- Transformers general
He looks like a basset hound.- Suggestions For Devs
As I recall, the Slayer transformation only lowered your reputation by 2 every time you used it, and by that point you could easily go to a temple and pay your way back into adoration. Let's hear it for consequences!- Sawyer and Fergie!
Why would anyone pay me more than a million dollars for my million dollars stretched out over a long period of time? If you've got that much money to blow, you know of far smarter investments.- Sawyer and Fergie!
Nobody understands how winning the lottery works. If I win a million dollars in the lotto, they don't give me a million dollar check, besides the big novelty ones that you can't cash. They give me $4,166.66 every month for 20 years. But when people win a million dollars they are naturally inclined to live like millionaires, so they'll buy a few new houses or a collection of classic cars, and thus quickly dive into a situation where the $4,166.66 they get every month can't even begin to cover the interest on the debt they've accrued. So if that happens, usually what will happen to me is a company will approach me and offer to buy my $1,000,000 in increments for however much it will take to pay off the debt, or however much the company feels they can get away with, in a bulk sum. You can't win the lotto and buy a multi-million dollar game franchise. You couldn't even do it over 20 years if you're living on your winnings.- Spiritual successor to Fallout?
Isn't Fargo's company a casual gaming developer? Maybe he'll loan it out to somebody :" Fergie better start working the phones here, if this is legit.- Spore: Delayed again
Hopefully this means we'll get to meet the new talent behind the project. DIDN'T THINK I WAS GOING THERE DID YOU- BAAAAN
Also note: The ESRB has officially given Manhunt an "Adults Only" rating, which is pretty big. I'm personally wondering if Nintendo's going to react adversely to all of this, given their generally squeaky-clean image.- I N T E R N E T D R A M A
1. Depends. I know several people who have married after internet courtships, but these only lasted because they extended beyond digital communication. I can't say I've ever known "internet couples" to work. Same principle as any long-distance relationship. Proximity is key. 2. I live on the internet. Your ugly picture ain't ****. 3. For the lulz. Also, because it cuts out the hard parts of interpersonal communication. Before the internet started, if you were a nerd you'd have to join a club or hang around a local gameshop to maybe meet somebody with similar interests and aspirations as yourself. With internet communities, you don't have to leave your basement, and you're instantly in contact with hundreds, maybe thousands of people like yourself. Nerds are now only asocial in a certain sense, rather than in every sense. 4. Well, they'd probably be from my other internet haunts. One is Mormolyke, a venerable poster at another board, married to one of the site admins, who is always really, really sharp. She's merciless. Best example. Read the whole thing, it's glorious. To this day, forum users who obstinantly deny the will of the mods out of sheer ineptitude are given the honorary title of "Mikeyliz". Another would be Morm's husband, Levi, who's a good friend of mine. The third would probably be Yashaskaram, a member of the board that was a 50-year old Native American ex-SWAT sniper who took a leave of absence from the forum to volunteer in NOLA after Katrina. He met his wife, also a friend of mine, when she was a bystander during a SWAT confrontation. I'm still not convinced he's real, but man, the stories he tells, I hope he is. Honorable mention probably goes to JE Sawyer, because of his willingness to explain Van Buren to me when I first came around here. 5. On another forum I frequent there's a contingency of posters who belong to an IRC chatroom only tangentially related to the board. They tend to come onto the forum and act as if it's a real-time chatroom. Casual racism, lame in-jokes and constant incestuous shmoozing of one another. They're always irritating, but it's satisfying to see the admins crack down every once in awhile.- Sir Salman Rushdie
Tell you what, I'll be concerned over Salman Rushdie being knighted when families stop getting cash settlements for suicide bombers. Just saying. Somebody important said something about logs in eyes.- BAAAAN
- fallout 3
Godwin's Law prevails again. Of interest: In the article, did it mention the proposed multiple endings as being connected to the karma system? If so, "multiple endings" is misleading. Multiple endings would imply different paths to the end of the game, whereas outcomes dependent upon accumulated karma would imply something lesser. To put it in simpler terms, it very well could be that there are 9-12 different ending voiceovers, which are not determined by the actions you take at the end of the game but by your karma. As well, it would seem to imply that instead of area-by-area epilogues ala the other Fallouts, Fallout 3 will have broad state-of-the-union style endings, which if anything would speak to a lack of attention payed to long-term consequences of actions.- fallout 3
It's not Fallout if you can be a minority.- fallout 3
Anyone who played Descent to Undermountain knows how terrible D&D can be. Oh, snap. If MCA was around, he'd probably say the same thing.- fallout 3
- The Music Thread
Marijuana is my musical high. Pinback - Barnes Justice - Dvno Aphex Twin - On (28 Mix) E-40 - **** **** The Tuss - Shiz Ko E Q-Chastic - A1- Movies You Have Seen Lately
Damn right. Well, actually, breastfeeding's pretty hott too.- GINGISM!
- fallout 3
I think that repairing was one of the many things in Oblivion that wasn't abjectly terrible but could have been a lot better had some time been put into it. The big problem with the game for me was that it seemed like they tried to throw as much as they could into it and never bothered to really explore everything. It came out like a mile-wide kiddie pool. Hopefully they'll focus this time around.- fallout 3
Ah, well, if they're randomizing merchant inventories that shouldn't be a problem. There were only a few one-time weapons in the Fallout games and they had to do with pulse energy, right? - Transformers general