thepixiesrock

The moment I wake up

Because he's creepy.

You know, a combination of Krookie and creepy.

Krookie? More like Kroopy.

If you're serious about singing I can give you some help and some essential tips to make you a better singer.

wind chimes dancing on a breazy day

The moonlight shines through my widnow like oh so many

Why wouldn't he kiss the dolphin?

You know, because kissing a person who smokes is like kissing an ashtray!

That dancing Cheese thing is stupid.

Re-name yourself Clank

I mean Blank

Dear Clank

I'd deffinetely do the chick in your profile picture.

I was going to say that I'd do the chick in your profile. Then I got a closer look.

Threeee times the lady!

Twice

You're once

Stop looking at my phone number. It doesn't exist to you.

No, I don't think so.

I'm not sure if anyone will get that refference. It's not that it's too obscure, I just think it's too hard to draw the parallel to.

Kissing a person who's a Dolphin is like kissing a sea wall.

Don't play into his hand my dear. His intricate web of lies are as transparent as they are webby.

I said that I will diplomacy all over your face.

I'll diplomacy all over your face.