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Walsingham

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  1. Bruce, people are regularly shocked because it upsets the narrative that the violence is about some regional issue or other. Doesn't play so well when the terr is third generation from Bristol and the greatest hardship ever inflicted on them by The West is being forced to sit their GCSE exams.
  2. The endurance and courage that humans can display is indeed inspiring. And yes, it's possible to come back from that. But it's also possible to come back from having your face and arms burned off. It doesn't mean the perpetration is any less serious.
  3. Can I make the obvious suggestion? It's advice I need to heed, so it's not harsh. But it is adapted for you. 1. Fat - do some exercise. It might not make you thin, but you'll feel better. 2. Living with your mom - when I still had a mom I spent dud months kipping at home to save cash. Didn't stop girls getting interested. Typically they had their own places anyway. 3. No job - get a job, or start your own small business. The latter is hard work, but you'll feel really good about it, even if you're earning beans. 4. No education - I'm educated, but I've never much minded if my friends or employees are. Take an interest in something, though. Get expert in that. 4b. Being interested in other people is better (socially) than being interesting in your own right. I would suggest that you falling for this girl/other girls who are unobtainable is as much your subsconscious kicking you up the arse as it is about fancying them.
  4. Who wants to bet that Woldan tries these and they work?
  5. I didn't even know what kale was until I looked it up, it looks healthy I now feel like I've got a hairbrush in my guts. More fibre than a jute handbag.
  6. Hey! some swine has nicked my pork chops, and left my kale!
  7. I clicked on it thinking that she was blind and you had some kind of awesome sound-based guidance.
  8. Pork chops, fresh kale, potatoes.
  9. BREAK From Stratfor.com
  10. It must be wonderful to be such a collossal buffoon. Like having a fairground in your head. Made of whirling emotions and meat.
  11. "There's going to be cake in this game?" Muahahahahaha!
  12. Since Woldan has been struggling with his rifle I thought I should post the Imperial Infantryman's litanies on the subject: Litany of Unjamming: Spirits of the Machine-God, aid you servant and free his weapon so he may use it to break his foes. Litany of Cleanliness: [when cleaning the outside of the weapon] Let my hand wipe the grime from your perfect form, May you purify with your bolts of light. Canticle of Appeasement: [when stripping the weapon] Be still, spirits, I do what I must, Forgive the intrusion, And give me your trust. Catechism of The Machine [for serious jobs] With your strength you protect me With my care I repair you, With sacred oil I appease you, Be quiet, good spirits And accept my benediction.
  13. Just try it. Mind you I like almost all Portuguese wines. I've never been to the country, but if it's anything like the wine and the women I've known from there it must be God's own.
  14. *still playing DA* Oddly enough, all of those individuals seem to turn out into normal, productive members of society. With sex being a natural part of life, one has to wonder just how much damaging it really is, and how much our own society and teaching/stances are a factor in it. All I can say is that you've obviously not known anyone dear to you who's been raped.
  15. You're going to hate me for banging this drum yet again, but I have to. If a belief that we are the great satan is what motivates them, is it any wonder the smart ones talk when we treat them decently?
  16. I would pay good money to have crescent moon shaped irises.
  17. So if the law is no sodomy, we must assume that is correct? Have another cup of coffee old boy. We must obey it, because we must assume it's the best we've got. But we must also challenge it, because we must assume we can do better.
  18. I've never actually thought about that before, good point. How do these extremists position the afterlife when they convince females to be martyrs? I'm no expert in this area but two theories I know of are: - An ironic urge to be taken seriously and have some freedom. Being a terrorist is the only way to get either in the restrictive worlds the backwoods guys come from - Being the widow of a terrorist. Which means you are frequently on the run anyway, and in need of revenge, and in need of some status to deter 'entitled' holy warriors. The two somewhat inter-relate. Anyone know any other theories?
  19. See point two of my last, Chairchucker. The fact that scientific enquiry is predicated on the idea that all current theories are wrong and should be proven so doesn't make those theories pointless. The law isn't automatically right, but it is the best approximation of right that we have. It has been intellectually and logically tested, and is formulated by our peers (in a coherent democracy) and is therefore most likely to seem just.
  20. The soul of the machine is angry. You should propitiate it using the standard Imperial Guard primer. I'll see if I can find mine in a minute. ~ I don't see there's anything wrong with melkathi looking away like a gentleman rather than skeezing a duration ogle. Of course I can't help having an extremely strong visual memory, either.
  21. Cool. What steam name are you using? EDIT: [sODOFF]Hurlshot.
  22. That last article made me confused and hungry.
  23. That is some good fighting instincts. Just grabs the dude holding her by the balls. Man, what with Raithe's cat, we have a theme going on here.
  24. And in that case, the howling isn't going to end anytime soon. Because, damn, those were his ****ing balls and some things just aren't easily forgotten. This is a good ****ing point. If dogs are a man's best friend, why do we cut their balls off? I don't want to be anyone's friend if my balls are getting cut off as part of the deal.
  25. ...And the wine list, please.
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