Walsingham

Still don't care. My favourite dog ever was a staffie/pitbull cross. But I wouldn't expect a cop to get more than an official notice on record. There are real issues out there in law enforcement, but let's all ignore those and focus on one animal. In which theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RZKsLMfsR4

I bid for some work today and am in that glorious state of ambivalence which suggests that I will get it, and it will be awful.

I hope my genitals never resemble a lightsaber wielding old lady. ASIDE: why isn't 'lightsaber' in the forum dictionary?

yes, and even bagpipes sound better than that I quite like bagpipes. Mad old bastard that I am.

Do you need me to pretend to be your huge Samoan attorney?

Those still images would make a cool stained glass window.

I wouldn't like to accuse you of anything, but I'd have to agree. Unless it's just a question of what you like. Have you heard Mongolian throat singing?

You're going to hate me for saying this, but I really can't agree. You had an out of control dog, you have a trained police officer. I wouldn't scrap the officer's life, or their utility to the city for the sake of one damn dog. Enforcing standards of conduct is partly about having a sense of proportion.

Not guilty of what?

Joking aside, there was a kid killed by a cyclist in the UK a few years back. I should imagine that being correct doesn't mean much when you're pulling bits of a dead eight-year-old's scalp out of your front brakes. Pedestrians just are morons. Imagine they are actually sheep, and you'll get along much better.

*nods* Players numbers 9 and 7. Put those on the deathlist, Gladys.

Who's "we"? The Ankh-Morpork guild of assassins?

What? Her "Did I leave the iron on?" look?

Alarm went off at 0720, reset to 0820, then 0920, then woke at 1000. I rarely feel like sleeping in. I am also a believer that if the body wants sleep, it should get it. Behind schedule now, but feeling wonderfully and unusually lucid.

Two more hugely fun matches today. My girls took on Serrano's khemri once AGAIN and sure enough his terrifying tomb-luck held. (in conjunction with flawless tactical nous). A 1-1 draw was capped by a final unexpected _skeleton_ dashing to a TD. The Sonatine amazons spent the match cash on TWO bribes and fouled like crazed animals, desperately trying to put some of the Khemri tomb guardians back underground. In the end it was one of my catchers who broke her hip and is permanently slower. New crowd chant: Why Won't You Funting DIE???? Match rating - - 17/20 ~ Second game of the evening was versus Melkathi's Dark Elves, and this was just a superb game. It had everything. Cages, dashes, fouling, stabbing, long passes, permanent injuries, and some hot witch elf on amazon action. The result was 3-1, due to Sonatine capitalising on the Dark Elves' bad luck with a little judicious mighty blow. Two TDs in the first half, and a 3rd by turn 14. A relaxed Sonatine defence let their guard too low, as one of the slippery bastards dove into a forest of oily legs and passed directly to another marked player who broke free and dashed to score a last second touchdown. Match rating was 19/20.

Anti-semitism to one side, I just can't disagree with Russia on this one. Greenpeace have no bloody business arsing around any kind of oil or gas facility. They are just not safe. I would also add that Greenpeace must be huffing something pretty potent if they think their protest was going to shift an oligarchy like Putin's. I mean what was the objective here?

Wals that might be one of the smartest things you have ever posted. And you've posted a LOT of intelligent things over the years! Couldn't spell "throw" correctly, though. What on earth was I thinking?

I'm sorry but didn't 'oby' just accuse greenpeace of being puppets of a worldwide jewish conspiracy? Just curious if we're tolerating that sort of thing now.

Intoxicated English for sandwich. As I tell my wife whenever she gets frustrated with English We didn't invent it, we just perfected it By using French spelling?

I'm going to suggest 'noisettes'. EDIT: Wait a minute. What the funt is a cankle? SUBEDIT: Oh god no!

He invented it. While playing high stakes cards. Have the courtesy to credit him.

Can I just clarify: what the **** a 'sammich' is?

We'd be "Democracy Kings" which would be both lucrative and ironic.

*gasp* There should totally be an actual sports league for each of the political parties. If we're going to allow ignorant fethwits to vote then we should try to give them something to talk about which isn't the issues, so it isn't so obvious.

Miserable sodding weather here. Will probably make lentil soup with beef stock cube, half teaspoon of peanut butter (trust me) and plenty of black pepper and onion. Buttered toast to accompany.