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EnderAndrew

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  1. The names we picked out: Zoe Marie Alexander Erik
  2. All quality additions to the list. My wife is both proud and concerned that you are corrupting her in the womb.
  3. Artist: King Missile Song: Detatchable **** Lyrics : I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my **** was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my **** for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my **** lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable ****. [background voices continue to sing "detachable ****" for a while, then out]
  4. There are important things I've learned in my life that I want to pass on to my womb discharge, such as: Icy Hot is not a personal lubricant. She can, and wlll press charges. Oncomming traffic is NOT your friend. Getting caught in your zipper is largely overrated.
  5. Kreia mentions that she was once a Sith in the same way that she was once a Jedi.
  6. What about kissing 17 year old boys? What must I do for that?
  7. Yep. Televangelists in this country are notorious for being nutjobs and frauds by the way.
  8. A televangelist preaches via television.
  9. Given that Jade Empire has half the length of a "unfinished" game, I consider Jade Empire to be at best, half a game.
  10. Bastilla is CLEARLY Darth Sion.
  11. If you a 'cheater' then yes. But the X-Box version doesn't have half the bugs that the PC version has. I have the X-box version personally, and I've never ran into any glitch, besided the Galaxy Droid in K1. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Same here.
  12. Authority Authority has an attack of four Authority has a defense of three Authority is a
  13. You don't want to see what I might have to say about you?
  14. Amazon told me the DVDs wouldn't hit my place until the 20th, but they arrived today despite shipping only yesterday. I watched all the special features and especially enjoyed the blooper reel, and the Jimmy Kimmel bit. All of the behind the scenes stuff was great none the less. I eager await discovering easter eggs on the discs, and walking the Walkabout episode with Terry O'Quinn's commentary. He actually responded to some questions of mine on The Fuselage.
  15. Fionavar Fionavar has an attack of ten Fionavar has a defense of five Fionavar is a
  16. I'd like to see McCain vs Dean. The debates would be fun to watch.
  17. I'll volunteer.
  18. He ran for President once. He's a televangelist.
  19. He hasn't.
  20. I remember reading previews on KOTOR for what seemed like ages. I'd say the game easily had 2 years of development, and it was using an existing engine.
  21. I'd like the officially sanctioned Eldar TOMBS sheet.
  22. I shudder to think what my post count would be like if I WOT counted. I'd say the majority of my posts are in here.
  23. It should have been made for the pc to begin with. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It is very much a console RPG.
  24. Understand that opening the XBox will void your warranty. xbox-scene.com has some nifty tutorials with pictures that will walk you through step by step, but it is really easy. You will need a special torx driver, which you can get at Radio Shack. I recommend some canned air. And if you're like me, when you're in there you will also remove the heat sinks off the CPU and GPU and scrape that sorry pink bubble-gum thermal goop off and put on some good thermal goop like Arctic Silver.
  25. Actually, I try very hard to forget Ultima 9.
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