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My pretty boring desktop. It's a picture I took of some train tracks by this river a few miles from my house.

Thanks for posting that.

Visas: The Exile...what does he look like? Handmaiden: Like a man. Visas: I know that. Handmaiden: Fine, I won't tell you. Visas: Come, on. [Force Persuade] Tell me what the Exile looks like. Handmaiden: [success] I will tell you what the Exile looks like. Visas: Go ahead... Handmaiden: As I said, like a man, but it is more than that. Visas: He's not...oh Force... Handmaiden: No. Visas: Is he hot or not?! I need to know so I can decide on whether I want to talk with him after Dantooine. Handmaiden: Wait, what? Visas: Didn't you read the script at all?! You take Kreia away 'cause you think she killed him and then I talk with him. Handmaiden: That's not fair! I want to talk with him! Visas: No! You won't! He's mine, damnit! Handmaiden: They can't just take him away! Visas: Oh yes they can. The Force does benefit me... Handmaiden: You didn't... Visas: Oh I did... Handmaiden: You didn't use the Force to persuade the writers to get you and the Exile together!? Visas: What? No. Of course not. I just burned that dancers outfit using Force Lightning. Handmaiden: [very angry] WHAT?! That was my ticket to love! Visas: Not anymore. [calls] Oh Exile, shouldn't we go to Dantooine to meet up with the Masters? Handmaiden: Aaugh! [runs up to Prop department offset and comes back with a Bothan stunner and stun cuffs] [Handmaiden and Visas start charging at the Exile]. Exile: What?! Help! Somebody! I'm being attacked by rabid fangirls! Handmaiden: I'll save you from her! Visas: She will bring you to the darkside! Let me save you! [Disciple runs up] Disciple: I will save you! [Exile stares, grabs the stun cuffs and hand cuffs himself to Visas and the Handmaiden]. Exile: I'm all yours.

But she would've had to been a bit older than a child. Because the Mandalorian Wars were supposedly 6 years ago? That means if she was like 8, 9, 10, or 11 ("child" ages) she would be like, at the most, 17 or 18. I've always pictured the Exile as like 25-30 because six year back they'd've been like 19-24. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *cough* the end of the mandalorian wars ended ten years ago. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Okay thank you.

But she would've had to been a bit older than a child. Because the Mandalorian Wars were supposedly 6 years ago? That means if she was like 8, 9, 10, or 11 ("child" ages) she would be like, at the most, 17 or 18. I've always pictured the Exile as like 25-30 because six year back they'd've been like 19-24.

Visas: Who do you support? Vaklu or Talia? Exile: Talia of course. Visas: Her? Oh, I see how it is. First it's Atris, then it's Brianna, now it's her... Exile: Well who do you like better? Visas: Vaklu. Exile: [imitating Visas] Him? First it's, uh, I dunno, but now it's him... Visas: Well at least I don't make everyone woman that sees me fall in love with me. Exile: That's not true.... Kreia: Oh Exile dear! Exile: Aaah! Get away from me, uh... [puts up hand and Kreia's put in stasis] Well, what about the Handmaiden's sisters? Visas: Damn! You've caught me at a loophole. Exile: Hah. I win. Now let's go kick some Sithy ass. [turns] Visas: Now men are falling for you? Exile: What? [turning instantly to see Disciple in a Vaklu soldier's uniform] Disciple: You are, er, under arrest.

That terrible Photoshopped picture I did inspired this? I'm touched. No really I am. :'(

I'm terrible at drawing and Photoshop. "But [ahem] due to 'budget cuts' at Lucas Arts, we have accepted a sponsership with the Knights of the Old Republic series." God, that is terrible...

Mira: No thanks, but you're a little old. Exile: What? Mira: That's what the script says... Exile: How can I be older if I fought in the Mandalorian Wars and you were a slave in them? [Mira shrugs]. -------- Exile: Hey, you! Twi'lek Merc: Me? Exile: Yes, you. How do you navigate round these caves without the kinrath attacking you? Twi'lek Merc: I've got this gland... Exile: I want to hold your gland. Disciple: Hey! [music starts and he starts to sing] Oh yeah, I'll tell you something, I think you'll understand. When I say that something... I want to hold your glaaaaand. I want to hold your glaaaa

Ack! A Beyond Good and Evil fan! ...I thought they were a very rare species indeed... But on your real post. I think it would be really nice if they brought back in the characters and had cameos like they did from K1 to K2. They'll get a new set of heroes and all that with a new storyline etc etc.

I like Pazaak in KotOR II. I've got dufflover's nice game that I play regularily. I also like the turret game in KotOr II just because you aren't forced to do it more than once. And I read not to use the mouse to move the turret but the right and left keys.

Why would you want to get Disciple?!

Refer here for directions and a complete listing of the "give item" codes.

[bastila runs, panting, down a long hallway of doors. She eventually chooses one at random and goes in and locks it promptly. She surveys the room to see the Handmaiden hiding in a corner]. Bastila: What are you doing here? Handmaiden: The fanboys... Bastila: I know! They won't stop!! Handmaiden: At least you weren't made to spar in your underwear... [bastila gapes]. Handmaiden: The Force is terrible sometimes, isn't it? Bastila: I played the cliched damsel-in-distress. Handmaiden: I heard that Carth guy had to act like a total pansy. Talk about harsh... [suddenly Atton runs in the room]. Atton: Damn fangirls... [Carth joins them]. Carth: Didn't know there was a group of us. Handmaiden: The victims of fanboys. Atton: And fangirls. Bastila: Well, we might as well get comfortable. It's not like we can go out before KotOR 3 comes out so there's someone else. Handmaiden: But what if they never make one? [bastila and Atton draw their lightsaber and Carth his blasters]. Bastila: [darkly] Oh they will.

Good work.

[squee] Aaaah!! **hopefully you'll put Exile into a .pdf sometime...

Twi'lek: Wear this dancer's costume. Exile: No way in hell am I wearing that!! Twi'lek: Okay. Exile: [turns to Visas] Visas: You think I want to wear that?! Exile: Then who'll wear it? We don't have the Handmaiden and Mira's not on the team yet, but for a nice fee... Visas: Forget it. Exile: [sigh] Alright. [puts on outfit then realizes she can finally get Atton's attention] Exile: Hey, Rand. Atton: Need something? Exile: What do you think of this outfit? Atton: Looks good. Let's play some Pazaak. Exile: [mumbling] %&@$....

Atris: Oh, Exile, did I ever say I how much I liked you back when you were at the academy? Handmaiden: You're OLD NEWS! I'm the one he wants. Mira: You're forgetting I'm the one with the leather jacket and halter top. Visas: I am the Exile's because we talked before Malachor, [goes up to Exile and holds him] didn't we, baby? Atris: Don't you touch him! Handmaiden: [foaming at the mouth] He's mine, damnit! Mira: Oh no! [pulls out lightsaber] [Atris, Handmaiden, Mira, and Visas all start fighting when they are suddenly put in stasis]. Exile: [turns round] Wha--? Disciple: He's mine!

Kreia: [talking abot the Korriban tombs] And this is Naga Sadow's tomb where... Exile: [interrupting] Hey, I heard Osama's in here!

It's become one of the few things that drives me.

It took them, what, two years for KotOR 2 when it should've been longer? I"ll be checking out Best Buy in about 2-3 years.

I've become addicted to these forums and fanfiction, mainly KotOR... to add more.

^ adding to above. Exile: Well aren't you the Telos Security Force?!!!

[Exile just helps an old lady across the street]. Kreia: Why have you helped that woman? She needs to deal with her own problems and learn from her mistakes. Exile: What?! [a few days later, Exile notices another old lady on the same street and just walks by and she dies by getting hit by a car] Kreia: Why didn't you help that woman?! You gain power and they are weakened. Exile: Just make up your mind!

That's easy enough... according to the people on this board, it will have to be either Nicky Katt or Joe Flanigan, depending on who you talk to. Apart from that I want to see one in person. Oh man I'd hate to be that guy... I frequently use that. Video games, at my friends... whichever.