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"Dear Diary The Exile looked at me today!! OH ME OH MY HE IS SO SEXY!!!!!!!! Atris says that she's got dibs though!! But she's not here, so I'll do the old spar-in-the-underwear. He'll probably for the whole "it's the ritual" deal. OoOoOo I CAN'T WAIT!! OOH here he comes!! Love, Handmaiden"

I've become obsessed with finding a guy that looks like Atton. Seriously. The whole romance-subplot-that-was/exists (K1 or K2) has kinda domianted me...and fanfiction actually drives me.

Disciple's name is Mical. That must be written in big letters and made sticky.And Atton's last name is so random... I know that, but if you're a female he's just "Disciple". You only find out his name if you're male.

I couldn't figure out why _______ was following me. Fill in blank with: ++ Disciple (to learn more my ass) ++ Mandalore (reuniting the clans? Please. Go by yourself) ++ Mira (despite she was contacted with Zez Kai El to protect you, you're the one with the lightsaber) ++ G0-T0 (why... annoying, whiny...) ++ Atton (why was he there? why didn't he leave after Peragus?) Ones with a somewhat decent reason for following you: ++ Kreia - aided in reconcection to the Force/teaches you more about it ++ Bao-Dur - following the general? Uh, sure... "old habits die hard." ++ Visas - the slave act got a little old, but oh well

Therapist: Now, what was your problem, Mr. Rand? Atton: [sobbing] The devs hate me! Therapist: What makes you think this?! Atton: I was supposed to get the Exile... but no [cries] they gave her to a gay guy!! Therapist: Now, now, rejection is part of life. Atton: We didn't even get to say that. Therapist: [silent, pauses] Well what else? Atton: They cut my death! I mean, they won't even kill me!! And they cut the part where I brutally murder the Disciple. Therapist: There, there.. Atton: She gets to have a guy with no name! And I've even got a surname... ------ Bastila: Malak, what happened to your jaw? Malak: Didn't you read Aimo's comic? Bastila: Yes, but why don't you just threaten the character developers with a lightsaber? Malak: Well... [starts singing and dancing] I'm too sexy for my jaw, too sexy for my jaw. Too sexy it hurts! Bastila [screaming]: Okay, okay... I'll be your apprentice. Just...make it stop!

KotOR is much better than its successor, IMO. The characters actually have stories to them and the story is much more creative. In KotOR 2, instead of hunting for Star Maps you hunt for Jedi Masters. Besides, I like Malak better than Traya.

Visas: I must see his face. [walks up to Nihilus's body] Mandalore: What the hell are you doing? We need to get off this ship! Exile: [ignoring Mandalore] What do you see? Visas: I see dead ships, thousands screaming in pain... Exile: Yes, yes, but he is sexier than me? Visas: [silent] Exile: Is he?! Visas: Well... Exile: Oh hell, you're blind! [walks up to Nihilus; looks at face] Aah! God! I mean -- Force! -- [Handmaiden jumps out] What are you doing here, Brianna? Handmaiden: Well, they were short an actor. So, they just said go up there and make some random noises on cue. Visas: You?! I already told you HE'S MINE. Handmaiden: NOO! He's mine! [Visas and Handmaiden begin to roll around on the floor, kicking and hitting each other saying "He's mine"] Mandalore: Hey, man, you might want to start a fanclub. Exile: [turns to see Disciple looking at him] Disciple: I'm Tobin!!

Exile: Can we talk? Mira: Talk? About what? Exile: Nothing really. Just wanted to know you better. Mira: Really? Director: [yelling] NO! That's not in the script! Mira: [to director] What the hell are you saying? I get no romance subplot! Director: Welll, I guess... Mira: So you made wear these skimpy clothes for no reason other than to get a group of fanboys? Director: It's not like that... Mira: [to Exile] You just wanna ad-lib these conversations? Exile: Let's ad-lib the entire thing. Oh, how about we just do the entire thing the opposite of the script. This game needs some action. Mira: So, where were we? Exile: The talking part. [to crew] Roll it again.

Exile: Yeah, this bastard stole my wallet when I was unconscious. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> T3 stole it on the Hawk during the prologue. "

Atton: [to bartender] Gimme another round. [Carth sits next to him]. Carth: [to bartender] Me too. [to Atton] You Atton Rand? Atton: Yeah. Carth: Man, I feel bad for you. You didn't even get a romance, and the Exile left you with that pansy Disciple. Atton: I guess so. But I heard about your romance subplot. Man, saying that stuff? Carth: It was really hard, especially the beach scene. Atton: I hear all the girls love that one. Carth: [sigh] Yeah, I know. Got my own group of fangirls. Atton: Oh I know how you feel. Carth: The entire deal--fanfiction, wallpapers, fanart, icons... it just freaks me out whenever I go on the Internet to look ... well, I see my face. Atton: Were you gonna say to look at porn? It's okay, we're just guys. Carth: [relieved sigh] You get the same thing? Atton: Yeah pretty much. [raises glass] To the fangirls or to our safety? Carth: We're not real. Atton: Oh yeah. Well, then to us!

Carth: I've been waiting for her for four years, and it doesn't get any easier. Hey, nobody says this crap. [to Male Exile] C'mon, let's go grab a case of beer and watch some football. Male Exile: Sounds good. --- Handmaiden: You want me, Male Exile! I look sexy in my underwear. C'mon, and let's go sparring. Visas: No. I am a submitter. I will do your will. Mira: I've got the badass attitude AND I am definatly hotter than they are! Disciple: But you want ME!!!!!! Male Exile: ....? --- Atton: You want me 'cause I'm a scoundrel. Female Exile: That line sounds familiar. Bao-Dur: You always know you wanted me despite it wasn't in game!! Director: Where's Disciple? Isn't he supposed to be a romance?

Love Helena L's stuff. Love the KotOR pardoy.

Yay for Atton. How did you get the menu stuff to disappear? (Like the things on the bottom,on the top, etc)

You can just get it from the files using Miles Sound Tools. Just find it and decompress.

We have the same Exile. And good work w/ the screenshots. Shows just how ugly Traya is. ('cause you can see her black eye sockets... o_O)

Haha. Laughing at the styrofoam comment...

Good angsty expressoin. Fits her well, Good find.

If you really want to know why I think he's... well we won't go there. But reasons... a) His teeth. I know everyone else's got teeth but his are just.... big. So big. Huge. Monstrous big. b) To me, there was nothing to him. He seemed to unrealistic

Exile: I have come to stop you. Nihilus: Aldkjlskjeiogj. Mandalore: Here, spit out your Listerine in this cup. [hands him a cup] Nihilus: [to Mandalore] Thank you. [to Exile] No you won't! Muhahahaha!

I know. But the Female Exile never learns his name.

Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry: [to audience] Shut the hell up. [to guests] Today, we've got Atton Rand, uh..."the Disciple"?, and the Exile. Where are your names? Atton: I've got a name. Exile: I've got a name too, but the devs made it so I have a generic name. [Everyone looks at Disciple]. Discple: People call me Di. Director: [whispering to Di, Atton, and Exile] Start acting crazy. Atton: Oh yeah. [to Disciple] You stole my woman, man. Disciple: [stands] Well, I do believe that that is mostly untrue. Exile: That's right. Atton: And don't give us that pure-uncarnal-lovey stuff. We all know it's just spin on the truth. Disciple: What?? Exile: Basically, he wants you not to talk about actually loving me and you wouldn't jump in the relationship for the ...extra stuff. Atton: It's all fake. [Disciple stands there confused]. Disciple: WHAT?! Atton: Oh I get it now. [laughs] Jerry: Settle down now... [Atton gets up and draws his lightsaber. The director eggs Disciple on]. Director: [Force Persuade] Disciple guy draw your lightsaber/ Disciple: [success] I will draw my lightsaber. [Atton ignites his lightsaber, so does Disciple] Disciple: What am I doing? Exile: Hey! Guys, how about we settle this the real way? Jerry: Thank you, uh, "Exile". We put each one of you in a therapy session to see how you answered questions... Atton: We were supposed to answer questions?! Oops... Jerry: And we've got the results in this envelope. Disciple: OoOoOoO! Open it up! I want to see what my personality type is! [everyone stares at Disciple] Disciple: I mean... to see if... oh just open it! [Disciple looks excited] Jerry: Okay. [rips envelope] Atton, you don't have any results. Didn't you taek the test? Atton: Heh... Jerry: We'll deal with that later. [looks at another paper] Exile, you have a leadership personality. Disciple: [interrupting] Am I a unicorn?!?!?!?! Jerry: No, it says you have a homo-personality. Disciple: What?! Jerry: You're gay, son. Disciple: Nooooooooo! Atton: Yes! Exile: ...? What? Jerry: We also went through your bedrooms. Here's what we found. [pulls out another piece of paper] In Atton's bedorom, we found, uh, a lot of empty beer bottles, some porn, typical guy stuff. Poker chips, PS2, all that. In Exile's room, we found some typical girl stuff -- Tampax, large pictures of Orlando Bloom, lots of clothes. Exile: [interrupting] You forgot to mention that economy size box of condoms Atton bought! [Audience laughs] Atton: Hey! Jerry: [ignoring them] In Disciple room, we found some Band-Aids and some gay porn. Exile: What?! So that's where the extra credits went!! I thought you bought holovids!! Disciple: They must've been planted... [looks at Atton] Atton: Hey, man, don't confuse the genders. Disciple: Ooooh! [angry, draws lightsaber] Jerry: Enough! [cuts quickly] That's all! Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! ...yes very stupid. Blame the caffine. A tip for this post: do NOT drink 5 cups of coffee before posting.^_^

Exile: Where's Disciple? We've gotta get going. Atton: He said he was going to a cantina. Exile: [laughs] Him? A cantina?! Atton: No. He said it was a gay bar. Disciple: The Exile said that I am nice. Atton: Well she told me that I was manly. Disciple: You're nothing but a scoundrel nerf-herder Han Solo wannabe! Atton: ...well at least I've gotten my teeth fixed. Disciple: Mommy TOLD me to wear the headgear! [cries] Atton: And I've got that messed-up guy personality that all chicks dig. Disciple: Well I am Prince Charming! Atton: No WAY. Besides, I've got the ride. All you've got is a bed in the medbay. Disciple: I can get a ship. Atton: And I've got an awesome jacket. Disciple: I can get a jacket. Atton: Just don't take Carth Onasi's. That orange thing is just ugly. Disciple: I'll order one in rainbows!! Atton: ... you sure you're in love with the Exile, or did the writers just make a slip-up?

Oh! It's Disciple! http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/focus...-on-Fifth-3.jpg

That photo is creepy, Its like he want's to eat me... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Or he's staring at you if you're a guy... like REALLY staring at you.

Just look at his teeth. They're HUGE. Haha, I just thought of a kid in my old class who had these huge teeth... he was such a nerd--he smelled terrible, he talked weird (like he's like "WannA me TO WRITE something in a LANGUAGE fo ya?" o_O) It was pretty cool how he knew Elvish letters, but no...