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Funny Posts - New and Improved with Same Great Taste

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    Tsk... tsk... kids will be kids lmao

    Just what do you think you're doing?! You dare to come between me and my prey? Is it a habit of yours to scurry about, getting in the way and causing bother?

     

    What are you still bothering me for? I'm a Knight. I'm not interested in your childish games. I need my rest.

     

    Begone! Lest I draw my nail...

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    Reminds me of that video injurai posted a few days ago:

     

    My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg

    Currently playing: Roadwarden

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    Reminds me of that video injurai posted a few days ago:

     

    Haha! I've got a glaswegiian driver at work that I love to chat with, but once you get him going on something it really becomes incomprehensible :D

    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    ^Type of lady who would yell at you and then apologize saying her face was tired.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    It might be a show quote, but it still amuses me:

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    This makes me even more proud to be an American. WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

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    🇺🇸RFK Jr 2024🇺🇸

    "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

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    #TeamOrcs

    Bushes. Bushes of love.

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    That reminds me of a Picard meme I once saw.

     

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    No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering.

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    Zardoz was an awesome movie... I still re-watch it every now and then :)

    “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
     

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