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To me it was more the "Marvel, feel good fun"  "DC, grim dark not so fun"

 

But hey, look for more depth in there.. ;)

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself: “Oh God, I’m screwed!!!!!.”

 

There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out:

 

“No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you.

 

So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living heck out of the chief.

 

As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on their faces, Gods voice booms out again: “Okay ….. NOW you’re screwed.”

 

Moral of the story is don't follow the impromptu advice of a divinity you don't worship.

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

I never understood why Reign of Fire wasn't popular, on the topic of dragon movies.

 

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IIRC the ending fell flat for me.  Haven't seen it since I watched it in the theaters though.

I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

Yes, incredibly anticlimatic ending. Considering the whole film structurewas build up, that ruined it.

I don't remember either, but I do remember the intense feeling of disappointment it created. That was more memorable than the ending itself.

They kill the lone male of the species by shooting an explosive into his mouth. The rest die out. The run rises on a new dawn.

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone.  

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

does someone have gif/meme of Stallone yelling 'Phoenix!'? I can't find it anywhere :(

 

I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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Can't wait for the movie.

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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