Amentep Posted March 2, 2018 Author Posted March 2, 2018 I'm pretty sure that so far DC's cumulative effort is akin in 'dragon movie' terms to Eragon (2006) - critically panned, mildly successful returns on budget. 2 I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man
Pidesco Posted March 2, 2018 Posted March 2, 2018 Well, one of those dragons is better animated than the other. 1 "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
Blarghagh Posted March 2, 2018 Posted March 2, 2018 I'm pretty sure that so far DC's cumulative effort is akin in 'dragon movie' terms to Eragon (2006) - critically panned, mildly successful returns on budget. I actually searched that first, but couldn't find a proper face to face picture. Then that Dragonheart picture showed up with it's limited color palette and awful washed out look and I knew it was meant to represent DC.
Raithe Posted March 2, 2018 Posted March 2, 2018 To me it was more the "Marvel, feel good fun" "DC, grim dark not so fun" But hey, look for more depth in there.. "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
the_dog_days Posted March 2, 2018 Posted March 2, 2018 An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself: “Oh God, I’m screwed!!!!!.” There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: “No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you. So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living heck out of the chief. As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on their faces, Gods voice booms out again: “Okay ….. NOW you’re screwed.” Moral of the story is don't follow the impromptu advice of a divinity you don't worship. 1
Raithe Posted March 2, 2018 Posted March 2, 2018 9 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Hurlshort Posted March 2, 2018 Posted March 2, 2018 I never understood why Reign of Fire wasn't popular, on the topic of dragon movies.
Amentep Posted March 2, 2018 Author Posted March 2, 2018 IIRC the ending fell flat for me. Haven't seen it since I watched it in the theaters though. I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man
Blarghagh Posted March 2, 2018 Posted March 2, 2018 Yes, incredibly anticlimatic ending. Considering the whole film structurewas build up, that ruined it.
Gorgon Posted March 2, 2018 Posted March 2, 2018 I can't remember the ending. I assume Christian Bale saves the day. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
Blarghagh Posted March 2, 2018 Posted March 2, 2018 I don't remember either, but I do remember the intense feeling of disappointment it created. That was more memorable than the ending itself.
Gfted1 Posted March 2, 2018 Posted March 2, 2018 They kill the lone male of the species by shooting an explosive into his mouth. The rest die out. The run rises on a new dawn. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
rjshae Posted March 2, 2018 Posted March 2, 2018 6 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
rjshae Posted March 2, 2018 Posted March 2, 2018 9 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
rjshae Posted March 2, 2018 Posted March 2, 2018 2 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Raithe Posted March 2, 2018 Posted March 2, 2018 5 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted March 2, 2018 Posted March 2, 2018 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted March 2, 2018 Posted March 2, 2018 8 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted March 2, 2018 Posted March 2, 2018 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Katphood Posted March 3, 2018 Posted March 3, 2018 8 There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone.
rjshae Posted March 3, 2018 Posted March 3, 2018 3 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
rjshae Posted March 3, 2018 Posted March 3, 2018 7 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Chilloutman Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 does someone have gif/meme of Stallone yelling 'Phoenix!'? I can't find it anywhere I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"
rjshae Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 3 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
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