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I am deeply embarrassed at how long it took me to get that. I saw it, didn't understand it, went into the kitchen to get a drink, and busted out laughing.

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

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"An irish-american hitman recently confessed to being hired to beat a cow to death, in a rice field, using only two small porcelain figures. Police admit, this might be the first actual case...of a knick-knack paddy whack."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"An irish-american hitman recently confessed to being hired to beat a cow to death, in a rice field, using only two small porcelain figures. Police admit, this might be the first actual case...of a knick-knack paddy whack."

 

Why does this sound like a Dara O'Briain joke?

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Yep. Me too. :/

Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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"An irish-american hitman recently confessed to being hired to beat a cow to death, in a rice field, using only two small porcelain figures. Police admit, this might be the first actual case...of a knick-knack paddy whack."

 

Why does this sound like a Dara O'Briain joke?

 

Because it was on Mock the Week

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I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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I am deeply embarrassed at how long it took me to get that. I saw it, didn't understand it, went into the kitchen to get a drink, and busted out laughing.

 

I don't get what the word engage would have to do with an old-fashioned (and a somewhat ornately decorated one at that) sewing machine. Something about the fabric of space maybe?

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


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I am deeply embarrassed at how long it took me to get that. I saw it, didn't understand it, went into the kitchen to get a drink, and busted out laughing.

 

I don't get what the word engage would have to do with an old-fashioned (and a somewhat ornately decorated one at that) sewing machine. Something about the fabric of space maybe?

 

 

Captain Picard: "Make it sew."

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I am deeply embarrassed at how long it took me to get that. I saw it, didn't understand it, went into the kitchen to get a drink, and busted out laughing.

 

I don't get what the word engage would have to do with an old-fashioned (and a somewhat ornately decorated one at that) sewing machine. Something about the fabric of space maybe?

 

 

Captain Picard: "Make it sew."

 

 

Oh, heh, that is rather corny. XD

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Rabbit is pretty tasty.

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"An irish-american hitman recently confessed to being hired to beat a cow to death, in a rice field, using only two small porcelain figures. Police admit, this might be the first actual case...of a knick-knack paddy whack."

 

Why does this sound like a Dara O'Briain joke?

 

Because it was on Mock the Week

 

 

To be fair, I swiped it from one of Colin Mochrie's news improv segments on Whose Line...

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Rabbit is pretty tasty.

 

I love horse meat, best thing I ever had...I also would like to try giant Tortoise I hear they're delicious

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I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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I'd certainly eat rabbit, though it's not often offered.

I was eating bunnies my whole childhood:

 

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I like how that picture tries to make the choice look arbitrary when it just isn't. We don't eat mammalian predators because they taste awful, often contain more harmful bacteria and they are low on fat content.

Hm... I ate cat and dog durig my time in central asia where that's no taboo (there's a lot of Korean restaurants). Both tasted ok (dog better than cat), but nothing to write home about. Horse sausages on the other hand were really tasty.

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