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Poll: Dwarves request (62 member(s) have cast votes)

Do Dwarves need longer and thicker beards?

  1. Yes (39 votes [62.90%])

    Percentage of vote: 62.90%

  2. No (23 votes [37.10%])

    Percentage of vote: 37.10%

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#1
Augusto

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Please, Im not trying to be annoying but i want longer and thick beards for dwarves please they are awesome. 


Edited by Augusto, 10 February 2018 - 06:19 PM.

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Beyond The Sea

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It's probably too late.

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Juodas Varnas

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Eh, i've never been a big fan of dwarves that look like they're always at risk of tripping over their own beards and falling over.

 

I quite like their less ridiculous design in Pillars.


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I think there will be no special beards for dwarves - all haircuts and beards get applied to all races (as long as they can have hair/beards in the first place). So if you want longer beards they'd have to be introduced universally. 



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Style of beards in Deadfire never bothered me, I wouldn’t be opposed to seeing more types, even if I wouldn’t use them. Dwarf or not dwarf i prefer my beards trimmed and modest, but if I do “everything bad” playthrough and want my Watcher to look like a homeless person it could be useful.
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Current dwarven beards in PoE make me cringe.


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Also, we've barely made any progress on the egalitarian nature of beards for dwarven women.

 

Hardly seems fair that they can choose a bearded portrait if they want, but the games denies them a proper beard of their own.  Right, Umbersona?   :p


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Anyone who voted no should be burnt at the stake.


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Anyone who voted no should be burnt at the stake.

I'd like to see you try!



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Deadfire needs more birbs and more bearbs! I support this cause.



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Ye jus' cannae call yerself a proper Dwarf 'less ye 'ave a beard so grand in its splendor and girth that yer enemies cannae tell where it ends and ye begin!


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Ye jus' cannae call yerself a proper Dwarf 'less ye 'ave a beard so grand in its splendor and girth that yer enemies cannae tell where it ends and ye begin!


Now, that’s just racist.
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Ye jus' cannae call yerself a proper Dwarf 'less ye 'ave a beard so grand in its splendor and girth that yer enemies cannae tell where it ends and ye begin!


Now, that’s just racist.

 

 

Cannae help it that beards be the master race. 


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Lets not forget the most essential secret of Dwarven physiology:

 

The Dwarf is the beard.  

 

All the fleshy bits like arms and legs just help it navigate the world and perform essential tasks like working the forge or hoisting tankards.  It is truly heartbreaking to see them in such a reduced state.  It can only be hoped that the developers will allow these noble kith to grow to their fullest potential.


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Ye jus' cannae call yerself a proper Dwarf 'less ye 'ave a beard so grand in its splendor and girth that yer enemies cannae tell where it ends and ye begin!


Now, that’s just racist.

 

 

Cannae help it that beards be the master race. 

 

I like shaved dwarves! (Varric was one of the very few decent things about Dragon Age 2)

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Am i just being weird?


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OK I will admit that Varric is an anomaly, but he is one of a kind!



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Nah, yer nae weird. We Dwarfkin be studs o' the highest order even without our beards but nae many o' us can sport the "Beardless Chin" look without lookin' silly, Varric be one o' the rare ones. 


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I swear I don't get you guys sometimes. Real dwarfs can rock either look! 
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Ye jus' cannae call yerself a proper Dwarf 'less ye 'ave a beard so grand in its splendor and girth that yer enemies cannae tell where it ends and ye begin!

Now, that’s just racist.

Cannae help it that beards be the master race.
I like shaved dwarves! (Varric was one of the very few decent things about Dragon Age 2)
feisty__varric_tethras_x_reader_part_1_b
Am i just being weird?

Yes!
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