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Posting A Funny - The Thread

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As much as I find these dnd stories hilarious, I could never play in a group that this would happen in. It's my own fault for not broadening my scope of "fun".

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    26001351_157657454865698_497529274358828

    As much as I find these dnd stories hilarious, I could never play in a group that this would happen in. It's my own fault for not broadening my scope of "fun".

     

    Nah, you're not to. People whose first instinct is to dig around a blind goblin underpants do not make for polite company

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    Plot twist, it's actually the flag of Novorossiya.

     

    26001351_157657454865698_497529274358828

    As much as I find these dnd stories hilarious, I could never play in a group that this would happen in. It's my own fault for not broadening my scope of "fun".

    No, you're not playing with weirdos, that's all.

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

    26167056_2405027112848195_83337517496416

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Once in a while it works too.

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    L0L @ the Ursula thing.  SJW Nazis never cease to amuse me with their idiocy, hatred, bigotry, double standards, and ignorance.

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    DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

    'thin priviledge' what even? lol....

    26167056_2405027112848195_83337517496416

    Right. You send off the one that is pulling the other's hair, the one that is trash talking gets nothing. No wonder US Scocer sucks. :p

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    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    who made this

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    Against stupidity we have no defense. Neither protests nor force can touch it. Reasoning is of no use. Facts that contradict personal prejudices can simply be disbelieved - indeed, the fool can counter by criticizing them, and if they are undeniable, they can just be pushed aside as trivial exceptions. So the fool, as distinct from the scoundrel, is completely self-satisfied. In fact, they can easily become dangerous, as it does not take much to make them aggressive. For that reason, greater caution is called for than with a malicious one. Never again will we try to persuade the stupid person with reasons, for it is senseless and dangerous.

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    26167056_2405027112848195_83337517496416

    Right. You send off the one that is pulling the other's hair, the one that is trash talking gets nothing. No wonder US Scocer sucks. :p

     

    Mmm... yes, the U.S. Women just barely won the last world cup 5-2. Must have been all that hair pulling. :p

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

    Well in that case it was a mix of sun in the keeper's eyes and being tougher than the Japanese.  :p 

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-42563523

     

     

    They decided to open the package and found a white powder inside, wrapped in a piece of paper bearing the word "scoop", said the man, who said his first name was Simone.

    "Scoop" may have been a reference to "Scopolamine", another name for Hyoscine.

    Believing the powder to be cocaine, they divided it into nine doses and snorted it up their noses - only to quickly become paralysed and unable to summon help.

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    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    This took me an inordinate amount of time to get.

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