injurai Posted October 12, 2017 Posted October 12, 2017 Sometimes I feel people actually live by this...
Orogun01 Posted October 12, 2017 Posted October 12, 2017 Sometimes I feel people actually live by this... I do I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you.
Raithe Posted October 13, 2017 Posted October 13, 2017 I have a friend who works in IT Security, he has a server that he farms spambot email address and then spoofs his details to appear as one of those email address and signs them all up to each others ****, hes up to something like 300 000 emails over the last year "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Pidesco Posted October 13, 2017 Posted October 13, 2017 Sometimes I feel people actually live by this... Sometimes? Everyone hates themselves, and one another. Hate makes the world go round. #Hallmarkmoment "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
Lexx Posted October 13, 2017 Posted October 13, 2017 I have a friend who works in IT Security, he has a server that he farms spambot email address and then spoofs his details to appear as one of those email address and signs them all up to each others ****, hes up to something like 300 000 emails over the last year I am actually wondering if this helps anything. "only when you no-life you can exist forever, because what does not live cannot die."
Fiach Posted October 13, 2017 Posted October 13, 2017 An IRA man shows up at the pearly gates and St. Peter comes out to greet him. St. Peter knows he was in the IRA and says "I don't think you can get in here. The IRA man says" I don't want to get in, You've got twenty minutes to get the out!" 2 Thanks for shopping Pawn-O-Matic!
teknoman2 Posted October 13, 2017 Posted October 13, 2017 how to offend all europeans in one picture 4 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.
Malcador Posted October 13, 2017 Posted October 13, 2017 http://cbsg.sourceforge.net/cgi-bin/live Corporate Bull**** generator. Office space isn't a comedy once you start working. 1 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
rjshae Posted October 14, 2017 Posted October 14, 2017 2 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Raithe Posted October 15, 2017 Posted October 15, 2017 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted October 15, 2017 Posted October 15, 2017 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted October 15, 2017 Posted October 15, 2017 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted October 15, 2017 Posted October 15, 2017 7 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Lexx Posted October 15, 2017 Posted October 15, 2017 I love this and can relate: 4 "only when you no-life you can exist forever, because what does not live cannot die."
Fiach Posted October 15, 2017 Posted October 15, 2017 (edited) Apparently we are getting a visit from Hurricane Ophelia tomorrow, should be fun! Edited October 15, 2017 by Fiach 2 Thanks for shopping Pawn-O-Matic!
the_dog_days Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 I've lived out in the country (in the States) my whole life and the closest thing I've ever had to this is a bird pooping on my shoulder.
teknoman2 Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 4 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.
Chilloutman Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 Man, those 'privileges' starting to be really petty 1 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"
Gfted1 Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 Hey, keep your nuclear family opinion to yourself! "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
Guard Dog Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 5 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Malcador Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 Explains a lot about the dev team at work Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
Ben No.3 Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 interesting sense of humour Everybody knows the deal is rotten Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton For your ribbons and bows And everybody knows
Guard Dog Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 11 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Chilloutman Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 Savage xD I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"
Malcador Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 Balloons with Get Well usually aren't held by the sick individual, no? Unless the deer was killed by someone that didn't appreciate the sentiment. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
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