Malcador Posted October 13, 2017 Posted October 13, 2017 http://cbsg.sourceforge.net/cgi-bin/live Corporate Bull**** generator. Office space isn't a comedy once you start working. 1 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
rjshae Posted October 14, 2017 Posted October 14, 2017 2 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Raithe Posted October 15, 2017 Posted October 15, 2017 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted October 15, 2017 Posted October 15, 2017 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted October 15, 2017 Posted October 15, 2017 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted October 15, 2017 Posted October 15, 2017 7 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Lexx Posted October 15, 2017 Posted October 15, 2017 I love this and can relate: 4 "only when you no-life you can exist forever, because what does not live cannot die."
Fiach Posted October 15, 2017 Posted October 15, 2017 (edited) Apparently we are getting a visit from Hurricane Ophelia tomorrow, should be fun! Edited October 15, 2017 by Fiach 2 Thanks for shopping Pawn-O-Matic!
the_dog_days Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 I've lived out in the country (in the States) my whole life and the closest thing I've ever had to this is a bird pooping on my shoulder.
teknoman2 Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 4 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.
Chilloutman Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 Man, those 'privileges' starting to be really petty 1 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"
Gfted1 Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 Hey, keep your nuclear family opinion to yourself! http://www.sloganizer.net/en/image,Gfted1,black,red.png
Guard Dog Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 5 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Malcador Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 Explains a lot about the dev team at work Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
Guard Dog Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 10 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Chilloutman Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 Savage xD I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"
Malcador Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 Balloons with Get Well usually aren't held by the sick individual, no? Unless the deer was killed by someone that didn't appreciate the sentiment. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
Guard Dog Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 Balloons with Get Well usually aren't held by the sick individual, no? Unless the deer was killed by someone that didn't appreciate the sentiment. That was actually a thing that started in Australia a few years ago. Someone put a balloon on some kangaroos killed crossing the road. Someone took a picture, a few other someones had a snit and a new "thing" was born. I don't know why but it just struck me as funny. I guess that says something about me, I'm not sure what exactly but something. "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Malcador Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 Damn bogans Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
Zoraptor Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 Empty cans of generic bourbon and cola or a 20 year old knock off Metaliica T shirt is more the bogan style of memorial.
Gfted1 Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 People’s terrified haunted house reactions will bring you pure joy. I was laughing hard. http://www.sloganizer.net/en/image,Gfted1,black,red.png
Oner Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/2179 Maybe it's too true to be funny. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Orogun01 Posted October 17, 2017 Posted October 17, 2017 http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/2179 Maybe it's too true to be funny. Doubt it; I played enough simulation gamest o know how economy works, Nash principle would definitely guarantee the failure of a video game boom. 1 I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you.
Gfted1 Posted October 17, 2017 Posted October 17, 2017 5 http://www.sloganizer.net/en/image,Gfted1,black,red.png
rjshae Posted October 17, 2017 Posted October 17, 2017 People have pet owls? 2 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
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