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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


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Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

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That is what happens when racists label 'all white people are racist, Nazis, and KKKs'.. EVIL.

 

 Seriously, the guy was white and bald so the other guy must assume he is Neo Nazi like Nazis are the only ones whoa re bald. LMAO

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This is just too hilarious:

 

Antifa beats their own

 

I'm sure you would also find it amusing that the Neo-Nazis here accidentally pepper sprayed and punched some of their own, right?

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This is just too hilarious:

 

Antifa beats their own

this is what happens when you become part of a hive mind ideology: you lose your ability to think rationally.

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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This is just too hilarious:

 

Antifa beats their own

this is what happens when you become part of a hive mind ideology: you lose your ability to think rationally.
Mhm. Good thing that the right wing has always stood in for individual freedom.
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Everybody knows the deal is rotten

Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton

For your ribbons and bows

And everybody knows

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More often than left wing.

I mean the principle of the right was always individual before society and left principle was society before individual.

 

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The 'right' as you call it, started as a 'left' movement against conservatism, which they identified as 'right' and actively rallied against - as such, many liberal parties today have 'left' something in their names, if they were founded earlier than ~1920.

 

The historical 'right' has always sided with the Hobbes argument of the 'social contract' which supersedes individual rights - especially if larger economic interests were 'threatened'. They may have moved towards the ever used 'private property' argument of Locke. But even so called 'anarcho capitalist' seem to have have little problem with individual rights being trampled, as long as it is done in the name of the glorious 'free market'.

 

The 'left' is not better mind you - Marxists and their somewhat more palpable modern alternative 'social democrats'; are just as eager to thwart your rights, they're just a bit more polite about it - citing 'the greater good' - and might even pay you, or offer free services in exchange, if they like you that is.

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This is just too hilarious:

 

Antifa beats their own

I'm sure you would also find it amusing that the Neo-Nazis here accidentally pepper sprayed and punched some of their own, right?

I would lol. Then see the KKK do it to themselves. **** buy tickets to see Antifa, KKK, and the neo Nazis all protesting each other and then turn on themselves and watch all 3 go inward and devour and destroy themselves...

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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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Eh here, the right is for businesses and more military and less government and the left is for less military and more govt and for businesses.

 

Agreed, neither party really cares about the individual. :(

 

edit: Didn't even remember this is the funny things thread after reading it. We need to get away from the politics in here. :p

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This is just too hilarious:

 

Antifa beats their own

this is what happens when you become part of a hive mind ideology: you lose your ability to think rationally.
Mhm. Good thing that the right wing has always stood in for individual freedom.

 

right or left is irrelevant. blindly following an ideology (be it political, social or religious) like a zerg can lead to big trouble for both you and those around you.

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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