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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

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Well, I'm at the ER again. I'm not sure how many bones are broken but there are indeed broken bones so today is no longer a good day.

I decided to go horseback riding - something I haven't done in a long time, and it turned out to be a mistake. I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster and before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go.

I couldn't keep control and lost my grip and fell off, but caught my foot in the stirrup wi...th the horse dragging me through dirt and rock and it just wasn't a good time.

Thankfully the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine. He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my change so I wouldn't attempt to ride the elephant.

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Seven Bar Jokes Involving Grammar & Punctuation

 

1.  A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.

3. A question mark walks into a bar?

4. Two quotation marks "walk" into a bar.

5. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

6. The bar was walked into by the passive voice.

7. Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

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