Larder Door

[Pope]

I have but one humble request.

Please bring back the Larder Door.

Thx.

[Lord_Mord]

soulbound

[Pope]

Larder Door for Talking Weapon Shield

Edited February 28, 2017 by Pope

[Leeuwenhart]

New Game

New Name

 

 

PANTRY DOOR!

[JerekKruger]

Only if they genuinely fix bashing. At the moment in PoE, it's actually worse than a generic Large Shield.

[FlintlockJazz]

A transdimensional larder door shield!  You use it as a shield as normal, but you can prop it up against a wall and then open it to open the way to a larder that exists between dimensions, and there is a random chance during battle that the door will open while you are wielding it and have a chef lean out to shout at everyone for making a noise and disturbing his customers.

[Amentep]

Should have been a barn door anyhow.

 

Then when people using ranged weapons missed you, you could have taunted them that their aim was so bad they couldn't even hit a barn door.

 

...

 

I'll get my coat.

[Lord_Mord]

 

A transdimensional larder door shield!  You use it as a shield as normal, but you can prop it up against a wall and then open it to open the way to a larder that exists between dimensions, and there is a random chance during battle that the door will open while you are wielding it and have a chef lean out to shout at everyone for making a noise and disturbing his customers.

 

I'm willing to double my pledge for this.

[FlintlockJazz]

 

 

A transdimensional larder door shield!  You use it as a shield as normal, but you can prop it up against a wall and then open it to open the way to a larder that exists between dimensions, and there is a random chance during battle that the door will open while you are wielding it and have a chef lean out to shout at everyone for making a noise and disturbing his customers.

 

I'm willing to double my pledge for this.

 

Only double?

[Lord_Mord]

 

Only double?

 

You are right. It's worth far more than I posess. Take all my money. Sell my body to dubious looking strangers, if necessary.

Edited February 28, 2017 by Lord_Mord

[draego]

Ye bashing needs to be fix for these shield like this

[rjshae]

You'll find it leaning on the Pan tree...

[Heijoushin]

Things don't have to be pretty to be useful in battle.

 

[jones092201@gmail.com]

Would be kind of funny if Eder had some line about it when you found it again, since im willing to bet 90% of people who used him also used that shield.

And, since apparently bashing didn't work, there could be some humor there.

[FlintlockJazz]

 

 

Only double?

 

You are right. It's worth far more than I posess. Take all my money. Sell my body to dubious looking strangers, if necessary.

 

You heard it Obsidian!  His body is ready and willing for whatever you want, come and get it!  Here Obsy Obsy Obsy...