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The Funny Things Thread

Rosbjerg
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considering i have a Joker like personality (without the evil part), i'm kinda glad Trump won... i'll be laughing for years!

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    I'd say that posts a bit left of centre.

    Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

    I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

     

    Tea for the teapot!

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    I cringed so hard I shat out my own backbone.

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    I usually can't take cringe, but that was pretty good. :)

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    George Carlin: I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.

     

    He must have been an engineer in another life.

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    Seems more like utilization than inefficiency - then again, maybe there is a safety factor here. :p

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    I watched that way longer than I should have.  Also this might be Guard Dog in 20 years.  Sorry GD!  :p

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    The real question is if the Alpha Centaurians built the dome to prevent humanity from sending aid to the Martians in eternal war for freedom from the Space UN?

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    There is still hope for for Hillary Clinton

     

     

    Nelson Mandela became President after 27 years in prison.

     

    И погибе Српски кнез Лазаре,
    И његова сва изгибе војска, 
    Седамдесет и седам иљада;
    Све је свето и честито било
    И миломе Богу приступачно.

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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