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The Funny Things Thread

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sad fact. the cat in that first photo has died recently

fun fact. the locals have made a statue in it's likeness and put it on the cat's favorite spot and pose

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    sad fact. the cat in that first photo has died recently

    fun fact. the locals have made a statue in it's likeness and put it on the cat's favorite spot and pose

    Sad to hear. But, glad to hear he's been commemorated in that way!

    My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg

    Currently playing: Roadwarden

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    Not in 4'33"?

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    My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg

    Currently playing: Roadwarden

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Not really funny but

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    Free games updated 3/4/21

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    I can't figure out why in the world that van stopped in front of the truck.  I guess it was the backhoe pulling across lanes?

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    It's bound to be an explosive episode...  :p 

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    It's bound to be an explosive episode... :p

    I've been trying all day to find a way to combine the words 'election' and 'Armageddon' into one word. So far nothing really flows like Snowmegeddon.

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    I wish there was a death gurgle at the end.

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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