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The Funny Things Thread

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The thread where you post stuff you find funny and we delete it if it breaks forum guidelines! Yay!

Last 3 posts recap!

 

 

"A college teacher I used to work with used to to tell her students who complained about the temperature "if you'd dress to learn instead of to catch the eye of a man, you wouldn't be cold".
 
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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Well, its both funny and true..

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    with great power comes great electrycity bill :p :P

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    Today, lettuce grown on ISS was sampled by the astronauts.

     

    "That's one small salad for a man,

    One giant leaf for mankind."

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Taking the shirtless Putin pictures to its logical and terrifying conclusion.

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    “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
     
    -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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    "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

    -Rod Serling

     

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    2 guys meet in a bar

    - A scorpion stung my mother in law yesterday

    - Really? Was it lethal?

    - Yes, the scorpion died on the spot

    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    Hmm, almost.

     

    It's not entirely correct though. No one in the picture is taking a selfie.

    Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

     

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    Taking the shirtless Putin pictures to its logical and terrifying conclusion.

     

    Anyone have a mirror of this? It seems the FSB struck or something.

    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

    :grin:

     

    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

    Okay, for some reason this amused me.

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    It's too hot this summer, we'll be dead next year...

    King of Kings


    Lord of Lords

    It's too hot this summer, we'll be dead next year...

    Well I suppose death has to be funny for some people ...I just don't know any  ;)

    "Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

    John Milton 

    "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

    "What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

     

     

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