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You must be talking about that guy Hurlshot again. He's the most unsubtle guy on the forum.

 

I know that times are tough for you right now, but things will get better.   :thumbsup:

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Oh, I'm surprised this was left standing by the mods. Guess the little kiddies think the dwarf is just shy and is hiding.

 

 

The eighth Dwarf may be shy but one has the feeling that he is a most cunning linguist.

 

Sorry.

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Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

 

Tea for the teapot!

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Oh, I'm surprised this was left standing by the mods. Guess the little kiddies think the dwarf is just shy and is hiding.

 

 

The eighth Dwarf may be shy but one has the feeling that he is a most cunning linguist.

 

Sorry.

 

 

Actually, it makes me think about this: 

 

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I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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I understand the curve going up and then down again, but why does it go up again? Did the subject win an eating contest?

Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

 

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Well, speaking for myself only, I feel quite accomplished if I manage to eat the whole thing. Not enough to make up for eating too much but enough to soften the blow a little bit

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Free games updated 3/4/21

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They are going to have to pry it from his cold, dead paws.

 

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Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

 

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"Good thing I don't heal my characters or they'd be really hurt." Is not something I should ever be thinking.

 

I use blue text when I'm being sarcastic.

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Trust me, I'm an engineer."

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“Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
 
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"The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

-Rod Serling

 

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Well, I think we can say that's a pick up line...

 

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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