Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.
Obsidian Forum Community

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
The Community Blog (An Invitation)
New Community Blog (The Unintentional Gatekeeping of Video Games)

The Funny Things thread

LadyCrimson
in Way Off-Topic

Featured Replies

10616542_10152589842381840_4035475880178

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    •
    • Like 3

    10389282_10152575106486840_3932679818487


    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    •
    • Like 6

    11174807_864212073648670_765130584551706

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    •
    • Like 4

    tumblr_nphcvo9uOd1uxafrwo1_540.jpg

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    •
    • Like 8

    tumblr_nphcvo9uOd1uxafrwo1_540.jpg

     

    Showering, you're doing it wrong ;)

    "Well, overkill is my middle name. And my last name. And all of my other names as well!"

    :wub: 
     

    ryqyrjjj.jpg

    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

    •
    • Like 1

    11428061_10152705892992242_6422439549195

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    •
    • Like 2

    :wub: 

     

    ryqyrjjj.jpg

     

    Is it snipe hunting season already?

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

    as they say

    get a bunch of rednecks, give them an unlimited supply of weapons and ammo, take them to afghanistan, tell them the taliban is a kind of animal that hates Jesus and the season is open and let them go hunting... they will clean the place out in a matter of weeks

    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

    I know it ruins a joke to discuss its merits - but they would get slaughtered in less than a month.. so I fully support this idea!

    Fortune favors the bald.

    1656003_996949293665104_2135020052573267

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    •
    • Like 4

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

    •
    • Like 4

    Hah, I had to look into that one, too funny!

    the_martian.png

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    •
    • Like 1

    I cant help buy wonder what the "private lunch date" (5k level) really buys you. :lol:

    JUYmQbX.jpg

    Fortune favors the bald.

    •
    • Like 6

    I cant help buy wonder what the "private lunch date" (5k level) really buys you. :lol:

     

    I guess it depends on how resourceful you are :p

    Guest
    This topic is now closed to further replies.
    https://forums.obsidian.net/topic/70575-the-funny-things-thread/
    Go to topic listing

    Configure browser push notifications
    Chrome (Android)
    1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
    2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
    3. Adjust your preference.
    Chrome (Desktop)
    1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
    2. Select Site settings.
    3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.