The Patriarchy (no girls allowed!)

[Sarex]

Are you being sarcastic? Why on earth would we want to look forward to that?

 

I was being sarcastic.

[Longknife]

 

 

 

Ah good, as a newly inducted member of a minority in gaming I do believe that it's only correct that we have a safe haven from the tyranny of the matriarchy.

Unfortunately, we are still unsure of our status as "dead" or our secret handshake. I personally think we should develop telepathy, but the fellas really like doing the helicopter d!ck.

 

Banging our d!cks together would be a good secret handshake since members of the matriarchy would be incapable of performing the handshake.

Yeah, that ain't happening.

 

 

 

You've ALL been brainwashed!

 

Come brothers! Free yourselves from the shackles of the matriarchy! Shed your clothing and be proud of what makes you a man!! We shall no longer succumb to the oppressive rules of the matriarchy that force us to wear pants in public at all times!!!

[Monte Carlo]

I think this all-male club thing is great. That creates more target-rich chick-infested environments for rampant hetero tygers like moi!!

 

Boom-chikka-wa-waaahhhh!!!

 

[Gorgon]

I vote for 'the helicopter'.

[Labadal]

Now that there are no females around, I can reveal a secret of mine.

[mkreku]

Well, I recently read a thread claiming that females are now the majority of gamers. Apparently we need this thread, we're the minority now.

[Marceror]

Also not digging much of the new member influx.

Sah-ree

[PK htiw klaw eriF]

Well, I recently read a thread claiming that females are now the majority of gamers. Apparently we need this thread, we're the minority now.

Does this mean SJWs will start whiteknighting for us?

[kirottu]

 

Thread theme.

 

[kirottu]

 

Well, I recently read a thread claiming that females are now the majority of gamers. Apparently we need this thread, we're the minority now.

Does this mean SJWs will start whiteknighting for us?

 

 

Or whiteladying?

[Monte Carlo]

[Bester]

Ok, level this place up to a misogyny corner and let's start discussing why we hate females (because they're only after your money, egocentric, have the attention span of a frog larva, ...). Pour your pain into this thread, men.

 

God damn women!

Edited September 12, 2014 by Bester

[Labadal]

Ok, level this place up to a misogyny corner and let's start discussing why we hate females (because they're only after your money, egocentric, have the attention span of a frog larva, ...). Pour your pain into this thread, men.

 

God damn women!

For the past 4-5 years, I have had 4 different female bosses. They have treated me very well. I'm guessing they did that just because I am male. I feel offended, How very sexist of them.

Edited September 12, 2014 by Labadal

[Blarghagh]

My girlfriend was extremely understanding and patient during my several year long depression and never let me give up on myself. What a bitch.

[aluminiumtrioxid]

 

 

 

 

Ah good, as a newly inducted member of a minority in gaming I do believe that it's only correct that we have a safe haven from the tyranny of the matriarchy.

Unfortunately, we are still unsure of our status as "dead" or our secret handshake. I personally think we should develop telepathy, but the fellas really like doing the helicopter d!ck.

 

 

 

Banging our d!cks together would be a good secret handshake since members of the matriarchy would be incapable of performing the handshake.

 

Alright, Im out of this club.

 

 

 

You've obviously been brainwashed by the matriarchy and their misandristic tendencies to learn to be disgusted by the male physique!

 

 

Yeah, there is absolutely nothing gay about wanting to touch d!cks with our fellow men. It's just an outgrowth of our completely natural, manly pride. That sexy, manly pride.

[Bester]

My girlfriend was extremely understanding and patient during my several year long depression and never let me give up on myself. What a bitch.

 

Depression is a word used by unsuccessful females and the most pathetic, effeminate and worthless males. Or gays.

 

This is a male thread, you cry baby!

[Bester]

Men, pour virility in here asap. Some gays and females are trying to take over.

[Bester]

This is exactly one of the reasons we hate them so much. Cause they always want to spoil everything for us with their petty and baseless aggression, because they're unable to achieve or build anything of their own.

 

Alright men, time to unpack your manly male things in here.

 

Edited September 12, 2014 by Bester

[Labadal]

Men, pour virility in here asap. Some gays and females are trying to take over.

Where I work, 80% are women. I hate it when they say hello and ask me how I am doing. I also hate it that some of the bring home baked cookies and the like to work. I especially hate it when they tell me that I can go home early when I am done with my stuff. Today, they sent me home an hour and fifteen minutes early. Who do they think they are? Men can work too, you know?

[Marceror]

My girlfriend was extremely understanding and patient during my several year long depression and never let me give up on myself. What a bitch.

Dump her!

[Bester]

MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

(it's really worth watching the video in its entirety, at the end of the video there is a priceless moment)

[Blarghagh]

 

Men, pour virility in here asap. Some gays and females are trying to take over.

Where I work, 80% are women. I hate it when they say hello and ask me how I am doing. I also hate it that some of the bring home baked cookies and the like to work. I especially hate it when they tell me that I can go home early when I am done with my stuff. Today, they sent me home an hour and fifteen minutes early. Who do they think they are? Men can work too, you know?

 

 

Man, I remember when my mom used to cut the crust off my sandwiches for me. It's like she didn't want me to become tough.

[Bester]

I don't think I need to mention this, but these new "males" of our "modern" effeminate society cannot be considered Men. These are the kind of people that are trying to undermine our cause in this thread!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Our enemy's disgusting feminist propaganda seeps through every screen, every speaker nowadays.

Look and beware, this is an example of their evil propaganda and lies:

 

[babaganoosh13]

Gunther, without the Sunshine Girls:

 

[Bester]

In a world where metrosexuals--stylish, well-groomed, and sharply dressed men--have taken the center stage in defining the new masculinity, small pockets of men are starting to emerge, rebelling against the status quo. This new breed of man has rejected a lifestyle of wine tasting, pedicures, and excessive cultural awareness (i.e., any cultural awareness). This newly born response to metrosexuality is gaining momentum like never before, calling back to a day when men proudly wore plaid, ate liver and onions, and smelled like motor oil by choice. This modern man has come to be known simply as: the hetrosexual.

 

Hetrosexual men aren't afraid embrace their masculinity. They eat, drink, and sleep like real men: fully engorged. There's no such thing as a "fashion faux-pas" in the world of hetrosexuality. In fact, even the use of the phrase "faux-pas" draws the ire of the hetrosexual man in the form of beatings and social isolation (preferably both). These are men who refuse to be pigeonholed into the constraints of sexual ambiguity, and gladly welcome every opportunity to crotch-wrestle a hot babe. Hetrosexuals are making it cool to be straight again; straight is the new gay.

 

Think you might be a hetrosexual? Take the following quiz to find out:

 

  1. How much should you tip a hairstylist?  

A) 10%  

B) 15%  

C) 20%  

 

If you answered, you're wrong. Hetrosexuals don't go to hair stylists.

 

  2. Cologne?  

A) Yes  

B) No  

 

The correct answer is B) No. Acceptable fragrances for men are: sweat, grease, rum, or some combination thereof.

 

  3. Which language do you speak?  

A) French  

B) English  

C) Both  

D) Neither  

 

The answer is B) English. French is the language of love, and men don't love anything. At best, there are varying degrees of "like," and even then, men don't like anything that much.

 

  4. When dining at restaurant, you should  

A) Push aside your friends and wrestle over the best seat  

B) Wait until the maitre d' seats you  

C) What's a maitre d'?  

 

The correct answer is A and C. A, because if you don't secure the best spot at the table, you may find yourself in the position of having to engage in small talk with your guest. And C, because of the answer to question 3 above.

If you answered all of the questions correctly, congratulations: you are the winner. The important thing to keep in mind is that you are a man (unless you are not), and nobody can take that away from you.

 

http://www.amazon.com/Alphabet-Manliness-Maddox/dp/0806535229

Edited September 12, 2014 by Bester