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I'm amazed a shapely posterior hasn't attracted an attack squadron of hostile (male) feminists demanding it be changed into a larger, less appealing arse.

 

Give it time.  They're probably still ranting over her having an attractive face.  One of these days, only below average looks and overweight bodies will be the norm for female protagonists!

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Why do you think Witcher 2 lacked b00bie cards?

because including them in W1 was childish and tasteless?

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I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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We need some sort of boob spreadsheet for CRPGs, a sort of targeting matrix for the staff at RPS etc.

After you finish with the spreadsheet, be a peach and whip up a power point presentation outlining your findings.

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Witcher 2 didn't have much in the way of boob variety, if I recall.

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Looks liek it's not going to completely suck. Zoë got a nice ass.

 

And her face finally looks right unlike their first iteration.

 

 

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And sadly he may get his wish these days...

 

 

You can say a lot about Ragnar, but he's not a SJW tard.

The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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The sex cards in Witcher 1 served no purpose beyond being tasteless.

Gave some neat art for some of them. Gets people riled up too, that's a bonus.

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"The sex cards in Witcher 1 served no purpose beyond being tasteless."

 

Your post suggests otherwise. The more people like you cry about it the more purpose they serve.

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"The sex cards in Witcher 1 served no purpose beyond being tasteless."

 

Your post suggests otherwise. The more people like you cry about it the more purpose they serve.

Yes, I'm certain offering an opinion about something will grant it a somewhat significance -- not the kind that is relevant to the discussion but something... Troll harder.

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The sex cards in Witcher 1 served no purpose beyond being tasteless.

My favourite one was Torúviel's.

 

Forgot how bad the vampire queen's was. Vesna's not bad.

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Remember Satellite Reign? Apparently it's nearing alpha and they have released a clip of pre-alpha gameplay:

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Never mind the game, how about Chris Conte's MAGNIFICENT beard.

 

The game looks promising too.

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The sex cards in Witcher 1 served no purpose beyond being tasteless.

 

Nah, they where way more erotic than any other "romance-scenes" in any game in the RPG-genre.

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