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I'm beginning to think that Obsidian demographic is mainly Russians and people pretending to be Russian.

Koniec

No, the Obsidian demographic is Cantousent and his alts.

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Orogun01, well, I'm not aware of the state of things here, but I hope these photos of the cute girl aren't bother you or someone else ;)

 

Next photos :) Sorry, but Russians again :)

 

Anna from Volgograd, Russia:

 

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Veronika from Dimitrovgrad, Russia:

 

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I'm beginning to think that Obsidian demographic is mainly Russians and people pretending to be Russian.

 

Koniec

 

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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(Painstakingly copied out by hand)

JAMES BOND said:"I've always thought that if ever I married I would marry an air hostess."

 

[two pages later]

 

"Indeed," said the Governor in the polite, controlled voice that Bond prayed might relax and become human. "Why?"

 

"Oh, I don't know. It would be fine to have a pretty girl always tucking you up and bringing you drinks and hot meals and asking if you had everything you wanted. And they're always smiling and wanting to please. If I don't marry an air hostess, there'll be nothing for it but to marry a Japanese. They seem to have the right ideas too."

 

Bond had no intention of marrying anyone. If he did, it would certainly not be an insipid slave.

 

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Sashaying nimbly past the bulk order of blondes:

 

Beatrice Dalle, gentlemen. EDIT: I keep forgetting how young you are. I first saw Beatrice Dalle in the film Betty Blue (which is on Netflix UK now).

 

SUBEDIT: Like Bill Hicks I'm constantly amazed at how women seem attracted to total ****holes. According to wikipedia, Ms Dalle is now married to a man convicted of rape and assault. Who she met in jail.

 

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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:lol: Detected

 

 

Oh, no, man! Is it a situation in the picture that used to be happened with you? Sorry, but it's for losers ;) Better don't try to find your woman in the Internet anymore :p

 

 

Ok, and now my new Hollywood love: Lily Collins! <3 Isn't she beauty?

 

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somebody better start posting american women or when WWIII comes I'm switching.

 

I approve of your sentiment in principle, but I draw your attention to how that young lady would look without makeup and filters.

 

I'm not averse to good presentation. I just think it is sensible to consider how ANY girl might look with an affectionate eye and a makeover.

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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WHO?

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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I just think it is sensible to consider how ANY girl might look with an affectionate eye and a makeover.

 

I would be much more interested in how a girl looks without clothes, really

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Walsingham said:

I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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Yes, I see.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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