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KaineParker's Hopefully Attractive Women Thread Episode V: A Striking Back

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Too good-looking and friendly to be Maria Hill from comic.

The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

You know, in the Black Widow book, she's referred to as Director Hill, which I don't understand, since there can be only one Director of SHIELD, and Nick Fury just gave the job to Coulsen in the television continuity. Maybe Coulsen is still dead in Natasha's print universe.

In the comics, Coulson isn't the Coulson from the TV show, he's not as high up in the heirarchy of SHIELD as far as I know.

I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

Okay thanks. And for spelling his name correctly--I boned that one.  

All Stop. On Screen.

Emily Blunt 

 

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I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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    Why can't she play Wonder Woman again?

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    I don't even know who is going to play wonder woman. 

    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    I don't even know who is going to play wonder woman. 

    Miss Israel

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    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    Wasn't she in Fast & Furious

    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

    Wasn't she in Fast & Furious

    Yes, she played Gisele Harabo (or so the internet tells me; never seen a F&F film).

    I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

     

    I don't even know who is going to play wonder woman.

    Miss Israel

     

    Meh.

     

    She is so wonderful. 

     

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    at first glance I thought it was Michael Cera...

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    I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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    Holy crap that guy looks feminine.- 

    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

    No, you just like girls that look sort of... like boys. :biggrin:

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    Careful Monte, all of Wodan's girls are armed. 

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    Careful Monte, all of Wodan's girls are armed.

     

    With man arms.

    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

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    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

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    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

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    If women with short hair look like men, men with long hair look like women. Neither is true. 

    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

    If women with short hair look like men, men with long hair look like women. Neither is true. 

    I don't think you know how androgyny works, but hey: new theme.

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    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    Lagertha even hotter in S2

    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    I don't think you know how androgyny works, but hey: new theme.

    Judging by the comments here I think that most people don't know how it works.

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    Cera doesn't even come close to looking like the Isreali girl. Are you guys on crack? If you can't tell them apart perhaps the issue is with your eyes. LMAO

    DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

    Cera doesn't even come close to looking like the Isreali girl. Are you guys on crack? If you can't tell them apart perhaps the issue is with your eyes. LMAO

    The Israeli girl is Gal Gadot, the short haired woman is Morena Baccarin who is Brazilian and was in Firefly :wub:

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    Ahh Jamie Eason, how lovely she was before she went past that point of BF where the breast start to shrink.

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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