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For the ComicCon news..

 

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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I guess the rumors that she was training for the role were just rumors.

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I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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This is supposed to be Wonder Woman? Shes not even in shape....

I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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Gal is amazing, the costume less so. Can't even tell who it is. Doesn't matter, I'm skipping the film thanks to its pompous ass-sombrero of a writer. 

All Stop. On Screen.

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Shes taller than me.

I find that tall girls are often worth the climb.

 

Very true.  :yes:

 

Speaking from a different height, it's helpful that you don't have to squat to kiss them.

 

 

in other Sharapova news, I found this rather tasteful image.

 

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Wals won the thread.

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For the ComicCon news..

 

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My first thought was Xena remake?

"only when you no-life you can exist forever, because what does not live cannot die."

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Gal Godot. 

 

Yeah, she needs more mass. But she doesn't look bad. 

 

There are pics of her on the set, she looks even skinnier. Hollywood.... 

I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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Most of the art for the new 52 wonder woman looks something like that, she is not that buff anymore.

"because they filled mommy with enough mythic power to become a demi-god" - KP

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My first thought was Xena remake?

Eww, shes already bad at WW, her as Xena would be even worse. That being said, I can't think of anyone who could pull off a Xena in a remake of the series. Lucy was just too awesome. 

 

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I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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Cobie Smulders would have been a better Wonder Woman. Has much more presence than Gadot, who just seems kinda meek.

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"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

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Cobie Smulders would have been a better Wonder Woman. Has much more presence than Gadot, who just seems kinda meek.

 

But isn't she already in 'canon' for the Avengers?

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Cobie Smulders would have been a better Wonder Woman. Has much more presence than Gadot, who just seems kinda meek.

But isn't she already in 'canon' for the Avengers?
Yeah, but I could see her as an Amazon more than I can Gal Gadot.

 

Then again, they also cast Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor, so perhaps they are on some very hardcore drugs.

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"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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Cobie Smulders would have been a better Wonder Woman. Has much more presence than Gadot, who just seems kinda meek.

But isn't she already in 'canon' for the Avengers?
Yeah, but I could see her as an Amazon more than I can Gal Gadot.

 

Then again, they also cast Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor, so perhaps they are on some very hardcore drugs.

 

Or they are really Jewish and looking for other really Jewish Jews?

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Speaking of workouts

 

 

EDIT: NSFW, but no actual nudity.

 

SUBEDIT: i doubt a video of Malena Morgan eating a sandwich would be actually safe for work.

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Reminds me again that I like women who aren't weak as a stick. She doesn't need to be full of muscles, but it's definitely a bonus if she's able to punch a man and doesn't break her nails when doing this. :>

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I can't believe people are digging that video, with that Chicks horrible form and cheating. That workout is a joke.

 

She let herself hang from the bar like a towel, when doing pullups you must stay under tension the whole time and activate your core, you must not lower yourself till you shoulders are squishing your head. She has weak abs, thats why she is bending rearwards when doing those chin ups.(Back muscles pulling) When power cleaning that light weight she used momentum created by her legs when pushing the weight over her head because she has no shoulders or traps whatsoever to actually push it. 

 

Also they didn't show her legs when she was doing chin ups and dips. Why? She was using her legs to push the first 1/3, a common technique used by beginners who can't do one rep. 

 

I would have loved to see her crap out at exercises where strength is really needed and cheating is impossible. Where are the dead lifts? The most important exercise there is? 

Bench pressing bodyweight with dumbbells, where is it? Squats? Military presses? The most basic strength exercises? 

 

What she displayed here is the completely average strength of a skinny woman. People only freak out because she is a woman that touches and lifts weights, and because people have no idea what strength is and how proper lifting works. 

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I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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I can't believe people are digging that video, with that Chicks horrible form. That workout is a joke.

 

She let herself hang from the bar like a towel, when doing pullups you must stay under tension the whole time and activate your core, you must not lower yourself till you shoulders are squishing your head. She has weak abs, thats why she is bending rearwards when doing those chin ups.(Back muscles pulling) When power cleaning that light weight she used momentum created by her legs when pushing the weight over her head because she has no shoulders or traps whatsoever to actually push it. 

 

Also they didn't show her legs when she was doing chin ups and dips. Why? She was using her legs to push the first 1/3, a common technique used by beginners who can't do one rep. 

 

I would have loved to see her crap out at exercises where strength is really needed and cheating is impossible. Where are the dead lifts? The most important exercise there is? 

Bench pressing bodyweight with dumbbells, where is it? Squats? 

 

What she displayed here is the completely average strength of a skinny woman. People only freak out because she is a woman that touches and lifts weights, and because people have no idea what strength is and how proper lifting works. 

 

Note to self: invite Woldan along if I fancy my chances with Malena Morgan.

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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