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The Funny Things Thread.

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I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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    In an odd sort of way, that reminds me of Shelley's Ozymandias. "Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    You will remain seated until the Remain Seated sign goes off...or else!

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    Go afield with a good attitude, with respect for the wildlife you hunt and for the forests and fields in which you walk. Immerse yourself in the outdoors experience. It will cleanse your soul and make you a better person.----Fred Bear

     

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    I swear the M-249 had a twin-handle rear buttstock thing, almost like a .50, perhaps ... or am I thinking of a different weapon. I remember because during disassembly practice, long ago, I took the handle unit off and placed it face down, which was a no-no. I had to run up the hill three times for doing that. 

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    Maybe you're thinking of the paratrooper version, the buttstock could be mistaken with a ''twin handle'' like the ones on the M2 .50

     

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    Did some checking, and the "twin-handle" that I remember is called a spade grip, but I can't find any M249s with it. So I suspect my memory is of an M60 or similar, with spade grips, even though for sure the M249 was part of the program at the time (1991).

     

    Isn't this the Firearms thread? Sorry. :dancing:   

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    "because they filled mommy with enough mythic power to become a demi-god" - KP

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    Gives new meaning to the phrase, 'getting your ticket punched'.

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    ^ No one saw nothing, you hear!

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    The problems with 260km long ships

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    Man wants his own Tiger tank. Can't get one. Builds his own:

     

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    Not so much funny as entertaining.

     

    (especially from the 1:23 mark onwards....)

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    I usually don't find stuff like this funny but I can't stop laughing at this

     

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    The way the driver just gets tossed aside is the part, I suspect.

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