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Adam's apple. Although tbh someone already tried to trick me with this young lady.

 

If I didn't have a prejudice against blondes I honestly can't say if I'd have been attracted! LOL

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that guy isn't Russian. he's a famous camwhore model

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I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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that guy isn't Russian. he's a famous camwhore model

Has oby broken down and started posting selfies?

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that guy isn't Russian. he's a famous camwhore model

Has oby broken down and started posting selfies?

 

Nonsense, everyone on this forum is just regular people.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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that guy isn't Russian. he's a famous camwhore model

Has oby broken down and started posting selfies?

 

Nonsense, everyone on this forum is just regular people.

 

 

Are you mental? This forum is like the Asgard of the internet.

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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Who's Loki?

Drudanae.

"I am the expert, asshat." - Hurlsnot

"You need to be careful, lest I write another ten page essay on mythology and how it relates to Sailor Moon." - majestic

"I won't say what just in case KaineParker is reading" - Bartimaeus

"Oh no! Is there super secret ending as well? I don’t care." - Wormerine

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Who's Loki?

Drudanae.

 

So he turned himself into a Mare and birth Odin's Horses?

 

Someone with some degree of authority and some knowledge of norse mythology needs to start dispensing titles, because I'm bored and it will be fun to see who gets to be who preferably with a why.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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whoa whoa, too much text. here's more of Jessie Harrison (Duff)

 

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just look at those abs!  :wowey:

 

 

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why would you do this to us?

Because I'm bored and they keep posting enough girls with guns to make Freud go "Hmmmh"

 

Anyways, Drudanae is Loki; possible looks are as follows

 

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I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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To help balance out all the guns..

 

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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The lovely lovely LIz Ashley:

 

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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a couple of mug shots to mix things up a bit

 

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So... when do they get out?

 

EDIT: purely for giggles I'm going to try and guess the offences.

 

1) Larceny; theft of items or a vehicle

 

2) Violence of some kind

 

3) First stage drug user, arrested for possession

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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She doesn't look worried. Senator's daughter?
High, as analyzed by Walsie.
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You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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