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KaineParker's Hopefully Attractive Women Thread Episode IV: A New Grope

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Adam's apple. Although tbh someone already tried to trick me with this young lady.

 

If I didn't have a prejudice against blondes I honestly can't say if I'd have been attracted! LOL

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Huh. They do excellent work in Russia.

Bah, who cares. I'm not picky, I can fap to this.

Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!

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    that guy isn't Russian. he's a famous camwhore model

    Walsingham said:

    I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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    Dead giveaway.

    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    that guy isn't Russian. he's a famous camwhore model

    Has oby broken down and started posting selfies?

    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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    that guy isn't Russian. he's a famous camwhore model

    Has oby broken down and started posting selfies?

     

    Nonsense, everyone on this forum is just regular people.

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    that guy isn't Russian. he's a famous camwhore model

    Has oby broken down and started posting selfies?

     

    Nonsense, everyone on this forum is just regular people.

     

     

    Are you mental? This forum is like the Asgard of the internet.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    Who's Loki?

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    Who's Loki?

    Drudanae.

    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    Who's Loki?

    Drudanae.

     

    So he turned himself into a Mare and birth Odin's Horses?

     

    Someone with some degree of authority and some knowledge of norse mythology needs to start dispensing titles, because I'm bored and it will be fun to see who gets to be who preferably with a why.

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    why would you do this to us?

    Free games updated 3/4/21

    Not real Norse, Marvel Asgard. There's like, three times as many authorities here in that universe.    

    All Stop. On Screen.

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    whoa whoa, too much text. here's more of Jessie Harrison (Duff)

     

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    just look at those abs!  :wowey:

     

     

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    Walsingham said:

    I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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    why would you do this to us?

    Because I'm bored and they keep posting enough girls with guns to make Freud go "Hmmmh"

     

    Anyways, Drudanae is Loki; possible looks are as follows

     

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    _fem_loki____by_oniksiyasofinikum-d5rlwj

     

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    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    To help balance out all the guns..

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    The lovely lovely LIz Ashley:

     

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    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    a couple of mug shots to mix things up a bit

     

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    Walsingham said:

    I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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    So... when do they get out?

     

    EDIT: purely for giggles I'm going to try and guess the offences.

     

    1) Larceny; theft of items or a vehicle

     

    2) Violence of some kind

     

    3) First stage drug user, arrested for possession

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    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    Aubree2.jpg

    Walsingham said:

    I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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    She doesn't look worried. Senator's daughter?

    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

     

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    She doesn't look worried. Senator's daughter?
    High, as analyzed by Walsie.

    You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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