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Can you remove that phallic starwars galaxy person on your homepage?

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Basically everytime I go to obsidian.net there is an unavoidable phallic image out of the corner of my eye and it's distracting me just before navigate to community home.

 

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This is joke, right?

This is joke, right?

Prosper is a joke that refuses to die.

"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

I still have The Little Mermaid VHS cover with the gold upright "castle" in the background. I heard it was put there by a disgruntled (dongruntled?) Disney employee. It is unmistakably a staff. Probably not on the blu-ray release that came out this week. 

All Stop. On Screen.

This may be Prosper's best thread yet.

:lol:

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🇺🇸RFK Jr 2024🇺🇸

"Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

Lightsaber porn. Preposterous.

Lightsaber porn. Preposterous.

Don't you mean Preprosperous?

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🇺🇸RFK Jr 2024🇺🇸

"Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

I hope my genitals never resemble a lightsaber wielding old lady.

 

ASIDE: why isn't 'lightsaber' in the forum dictionary?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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More disturbing evidence:

 

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🇺🇸RFK Jr 2024🇺🇸

"Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

Needed the laugh. Thx

The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

I laughed at the poll

 

Which game do you hope Project Eternity is most like?

 

Call of Duty obviously

Free games updated 3/4/21

I laughed at the poll

 

Which game do you hope Project Eternity is most like?

 

Call of Duty obviously

 

I laughed as well, but then I took the poll and noticed Call of Duty has over 2,000 votes.  I cried.

 

I laughed at the poll

 

Which game do you hope Project Eternity is most like?

 

Call of Duty obviously

 

I laughed as well, but then I took the poll and noticed Call of Duty has over 2,000 votes.  I cried.

 

Everyone loves joke options.
"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."

I mean, not everyone likes jokes

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

 

 

I laughed at the poll

 

Which game do you hope Project Eternity is most like?

 

Call of Duty obviously

 

I laughed as well, but then I took the poll and noticed Call of Duty has over 2,000 votes.  I cried.

 

Everyone loves joke options.

 

 

Anecdotal Proof: I picked Call of Duty, :p

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Against stupidity we have no defense. Neither protests nor force can touch it. Reasoning is of no use. Facts that contradict personal prejudices can simply be disbelieved - indeed, the fool can counter by criticizing them, and if they are undeniable, they can just be pushed aside as trivial exceptions. So the fool, as distinct from the scoundrel, is completely self-satisfied. In fact, they can easily become dangerous, as it does not take much to make them aggressive. For that reason, greater caution is called for than with a malicious one. Never again will we try to persuade the stupid person with reasons, for it is senseless and dangerous.

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