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KaineParker's hopefully attractive women thread.

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Tasteful body paint is ok? 
Alyssa miller. 

 
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I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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Look, this thread is borderline as it is .. don't push it further.

 

Let's have girls with clothes on and more than a bikini.

Fortune favors the bald.

Okay, to return to an assortment of clothed ladies... A blonde, a "redhead", and a brunette...

 

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Look, this thread is borderline as it is .. don't push it further.

     

    Let's have girls with clothes on and more than a bikini.

     

    Ha ha 'murica. 'murica never changes.

     

    The computer and console pages are full of pictures of pixellated blood'n'gore but ****'n'ass ain't allowed.

     

    As the man said, Ha! Good Fun!

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    Look, this thread is borderline as it is .. don't push it further.

     

    Let's have girls with clothes on and more than a bikini.

     

    Ha ha 'murica. 'murica never changes.

     

    The computer and console pages are full of pictures of pixellated blood'n'gore but ****'n'ass ain't allowed.

     

    As the man said, Ha! Good Fun!

     

    That may be, aside from respecting the forums guidelines I kind of look forward to elegant ladies, or ladies with sensuous dresses rather than pure borderline nakedness. Ifyou really need to see nude women, then I guess you have the rest of the internet for browsing.

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    I must have missed the thread in C&C that was covered in pixelated blood and gore.  I'd say the mods have been more than tolerant of this thread on a company affiliated forum.

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    I like my women like I like my salad, well dressed.

     

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    And redheads of course.

     

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    I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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    What about one or two of yours, oby?

    okay

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    I must have missed the thread in C&C that was covered in pixelated blood and gore.  I'd say the mods have been more than tolerant of this thread on a company affiliated forum.

     

    Jesus, if this were a prison you'd be one of those trusties who would tell the guards where we'd hidden our moonshine.

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    I like my women like I like my salad,

     

     

    With all the slugs washed out.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    18 years old and mixed up with coke!

     

    No, wait, that was whisky.

    You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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    18 years old and mixed up with coke!

     

    No, wait, that was whisky.

     

    Why do you want to ruin perfectly good coke like that? :/

     

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    I miss the times when I went to school, and all the girls I knew dressed in this fashion...

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    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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    I'm glad they didn't at my school. I don't think I'd have got any work done!

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    Do peeps still dress like that? I remember it was a big thing 10(?) or so years ago, but since then it was more and more drifting out of my viewpoint.

    "only when you no-life you can exist forever, because what does not live cannot die."

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    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    That is one clean floor, I am impressed.

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    That is one clean floor, I am impressed.

     

    and shiny too ....  wax on, wax off

     

    :)

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    That is one clean floor, I am impressed.

     

    and shiny too ....  wax on, wax off

     

    :)

     

     

    Dang, I've got an amusing motivational picture with that caption.. but after the body paint images it would be pushing this thread too far.. :shifty:

     

    So how about we just go with something incredibly pink..

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    That is one clean floor, I am impressed.

     

    and shiny too ....  wax on, wax off

     

    :)

     

    Well, wouldn't say it's shiny, but then again that depends on the lighting in the room and angle of the camera. Still, I do like the floor, we have a more yellowish oak hardwood.

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

     

     

    That is one clean floor, I am impressed.

     

    and shiny too ....  wax on, wax off

     

    :)

     

     

    Dang, I've got an amusing motivational picture with that caption.. but after the body paint images it would be pushing this thread too far.. :shifty:

     

    So how about we just go with something incredibly pink..

     

     

     

     

     

    I like the pink.   

     

    Send me the pic in a pm.  :)

    And sometimes.. It's just about the legs..

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Seriously, those pictures were each better than the one before, and way past the point where I thought it would be possible :p

    You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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    Purple

     

     

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    Do you sort your pictures by the color spectrum or something?

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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