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KaineParker's hopefully attractive women thread.

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I blame society for hypersexualising breasts. I mean no one cares if a guy bares his chest. There is no logical reason why it should be taboo. 

 

I was going to post a clip from the film Zulu, but I'm not sure if it would contradict forum guidelines.

 

Monte knows what I mean.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

 

I blame society for hypersexualising breasts. I mean no one cares if a guy bares his chest. There is no logical reason why it should be taboo. 

 

I was going to post a clip from the film Zulu, but I'm not sure if it would contradict forum guidelines.

 

Monte knows what I mean.

 

Does it involve buttocks?

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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I was going to post a clip from the film Zulu, but I'm not sure if it would contradict forum guidelines.

 

Monte knows what I mean.

 

It did.

Fortune favors the bald.

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    knock it off

    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    You do not want to play poker with this woman.

    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

    Why not, it might be worth losing.

    You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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    The lithe naked Zulu chicks were awesome.

     

    Seeing as you all seem to have a thing for red-heads on this forum I give you the lovely (and, yes, English) Miss Rose Leslie from Game of Thrones...

     

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    She looks more Caledonian.

    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

    Hey! That's a perfectly normal cultural celebration you just censored! ;)

     

    Trivia: the role of the chief in that clip is actually being played by his great grandson Mangosuthu Buthelezi.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

    XDv9av4.jpg

     

    You do not want to play poker with this woman.

     

    She looks like Jennifer Tilly, is that her?

     

    Just looked it up.  Wow, she has not aged a bit.

     

    edit:  Did some more "research"

     

    She is 55 and still looks amazing.  That picture may be a bit older, but she was still probably late 40's when it was taken.

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    The lithe naked Zulu chicks were awesome.

     

    Seeing as you all seem to have a thing for red-heads on this forum I give you the lovely (and, yes, English) Miss Rose Leslie from Game of Thrones...

    Really liked her in GoT, but what I like the most about her is her sexy voice, she totally needs to make some voice acting for a video game character.

    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

    She's very posh in R/L unlike her northern accent in GoT.

     

    Caledonian? Pfffft. The Picts and Celts don't have a monopoly on red hair.

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    The lithe naked Zulu chicks were awesome.

     

    Seeing as you all seem to have a thing for red-heads on this forum I give you the lovely (and, yes, English) Miss Rose Leslie from Game of Thrones...

     

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    Dayum.

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    I'm sure one of her ancestors split Englilsh heads at Bannockburn.

    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    Olivia Thirlby

     

     

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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    To return to Cote De Pablo..  you have to have the music and song..

     

    http://youtu.be/zX0gDdZFiJ4

     

    Although to be fair..  Jennifer Connelly

     

    http://youtu.be/WgHqbJr3NFI

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    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

    Bridget Moynahan

     

    (I love it when women wear leather jackets  :w00t: )
     
     
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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    Sarah Shahi..    Cheerleader turned Actress. Sometimes the classic stories work.. :shifty:

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Seems to have a pretty standard smile at least in two of those photos. Obvious alien.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    That soup looks delicious.

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    I'm I the only one who finds those stretch marks attractive? 

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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