Rosbjerg Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Osama bin Kinglsey hahaha Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nepenthe Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 9 You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that? Reapercussions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Mfw when I got it. 2 Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Based on listening to some British speak, the alternative should be coherent. Pretty accurate card. 5 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 3 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nepenthe Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Can't get the link to work embedded, but I assure you this is one of the funniest things I've seen in ages. Mainly because it's pretty much what I'm like after a couple of brandies. From Series three of the Fast Show, it's a re-watch for me after many years. http://youtu.be/l2dd4iYe1vM?t=23m15s If the link isn't working properly, go to 23 minutes, 15 seconds. EDIT: ref the post by Azdeus, hopefully this one will be funny even if you aren't a native English speaker. I've been going through my ultimate fast show box again whenever I have some downtime, 'tis sheer brilliance. You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that? Reapercussions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Can't get the link to work embedded, but I assure you this is one of the funniest things I've seen in ages. Mainly because it's pretty much what I'm like after a couple of brandies. From Series three of the Fast Show, it's a re-watch for me after many years. http://youtu.be/l2dd4iYe1vM?t=23m15s If the link isn't working properly, go to 23 minutes, 15 seconds. EDIT: ref the post by Azdeus, hopefully this one will be funny even if you aren't a native English speaker. I've been going through my ultimate fast show box again whenever I have some downtime, 'tis sheer brilliance. I just found out it's only 10 quid on Amazon for ALL th Fast Shows. Hard to turn it down. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nepenthe Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 (edited) Can't get the link to work embedded, but I assure you this is one of the funniest things I've seen in ages. Mainly because it's pretty much what I'm like after a couple of brandies. From Series three of the Fast Show, it's a re-watch for me after many years. http://youtu.be/l2dd4iYe1vM?t=23m15s If the link isn't working properly, go to 23 minutes, 15 seconds. EDIT: ref the post by Azdeus, hopefully this one will be funny even if you aren't a native English speaker. I've been going through my ultimate fast show box again whenever I have some downtime, 'tis sheer brilliance. I just found out it's only 10 quid on Amazon for ALL th Fast Shows. Hard to turn it down. If it's the "ultimate" box, it doesn't come with the spinoffs, though it was supposed to, when I got it. Still don't have any of them, need to get it sorted (gripped! we're offroaders!). Edited September 11, 2013 by Nepenthe You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that? Reapercussions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 3 Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 1 "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 If only Ski Jumping really was like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7VKoC8eAS8 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woldan Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 (edited) I've always been a fan of huge construction machines.Mining in hell: Edited September 12, 2013 by Woldan 1 I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Warning: intercultural travel may cause a brief period of disorientation... 2 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 2 Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalimeeri Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dog_how_see 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 For all those Breaking Bad fans.. http://youtu.be/duKL2dAJN6I "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woldan Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 What cracks me up the most is that the guy wears glasses in the shower. I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 (edited) Hey, to be fair, I wear my glasses in the shower. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to tell what's showergell, what's shampoo and what's something else.. Edited September 13, 2013 by Raithe "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serrano Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Misunderstood Spider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woldan Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Can't you see better when you're NOT wearing fogged up wet glasses? I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Can't you see better when you're NOT wearing fogged up wet glasses? Seriously, no. If I'm not wearing my glasses and you're more then about a foot and a half away from me, I wouldn't be able to recognise you. You'd basically be a [insert appropriate skin colour] blobby head on a body. Dealing with somewhat steamed up glasses and scatter of water across them is something a lot easier to deal with then complete lack of sight. "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agiel Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 (edited) Something odd I've noticed today when I came back home for a bit of vacation between my Summer and Fall quarters of school. The local El Pollo Loco at a strip mall was closed down to be replaced by a Starbucks. Thing was, there was already another Starbucks in the strip mall across the street, which was no more than a 2 minute walk away. And my town is a relatively podunk town to begin with. I've frequently used hyperbole to describe the ubiquity of the damned things, now life begins to imitate art. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENGUYeiGtNk Edited September 14, 2013 by Agiel 1 Quote “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.” -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>> Quote "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete." -Rod Serling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Can't you see better when you're NOT wearing fogged up wet glasses? Seriously, no. If I'm not wearing my glasses and you're more then about a foot and a half away from me, I wouldn't be able to recognise you. You'd basically be a [insert appropriate skin colour] blobby head on a body. Dealing with somewhat steamed up glasses and scatter of water across them is something a lot easier to deal with then complete lack of sight. Do you ever refuse to take of your glasses when having sex so you avoid the feeling you're ****ing an expressionist painting? 2 "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "I'm gonna hunt you down so that I can slap you square in the mouth." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "Am I phrasing in the most negative light for them? Yes, but it's not untrue." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I'm blind without glasses ^ this is basically why I switched to contacts. Reminds me of this.. Is it just British 'youth-speak'? 4 Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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