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It only took me 2 years to learn how to raise the dead. But I was a prodigy. My teachers were very sad when I decided that raising the dead was boring and unfullfilling and left the order to get married and raise cats, instead.

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“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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For me personally, its really just that I don't expect Jesus to say *Look at that Roland Emmerich movie. Things are totally going to happen like that*

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For me personally, its really just that I don't expect Jesus to say *Look at that Roland Emmerich movie. Things are totally going to happen like that*

Well, I suppose if Jesus (or any other religion icon figure) were to show up again, today, I figure after a while they'd realize they need to try and "relate" to modern times and popular references, and would, likely, get it all wrong on how to go about it, at first.  :-

 

Seriously tho...in today's cynical times, it would be difficult to convince very many. The loaves and fishes thing wouldn't be enough. Burning bushes? Special effects. You'd have to pull the moon out of its orbit with a wave of the hand or something along that scale (while simultaneously having that not cause disaster). Even then, someone is going go think James Cameron was behind it all, somehow.

“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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For me personally, its really just that I don't expect Jesus to say *Look at that Roland Emmerich movie. Things are totally going to happen like that*

Well, I suppose if Jesus (or any other religion icon figure) were to show up again, today, I figure after a while they'd realize they need to try and "relate" to modern times and popular references, and would, likely, get it all wrong on how to go about it, at first.  :-

 

Seriously tho...in today's cynical times, it would be difficult to convince very many. The loaves and fishes thing wouldn't be enough. Burning bushes? Special effects. You'd have to pull the moon out of its orbit with a wave of the hand or something along that scale (while simultaneously having that not cause disaster). Even then, someone is going go think James Cameron was behind it all, somehow.

 

Get some decent scientists to investigate your claims, to witness and try to debunk them. Someone like James Randi. We have plenty of people out there who investigate phenomena directly with experimental methods, not simple theorycraft or re-creation.

 

Don't just do it on video or behind closed doors for an audience that consists of people who think they're reincarnations of martian princesses.

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"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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Dostoyevsky gave a pretty accurate depiction of what would happen to the son of God were he to return.

И погибе Српски кнез Лазаре,
И његова сва изгибе војска, 
Седамдесет и седам иљада;
Све је свето и честито било
И миломе Богу приступачно.

 

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Of course Jesus walks the earth. My good friend Jesus Castillo has been here for over 20 years.

Did he write his Ese about being Jesus?

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What a load of rubbish. Jesus cannot be an Australian

 

 

Where would they have found three wise men or a virgin?

 

 

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The Aboriginie's and a survivor of a plane crash.

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What a load of rubbish. Jesus cannot be an Australian

 

 

Where would they have found three wise men or a virgin?

 

 

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Well if he could turn water into gasoline, he probably would be the saviour of modern civilisation.

Isn't that what they're already doing at the tar sands?

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You see, ever since the whole Doritos Locos Tacos thing, Taco Bell thinks they can do whatever they want.

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What a load of rubbish. Jesus cannot be an Australian

 

Are you going to tell Julian Assange, or shall I?

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

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I can guarantee you there are at least a million people on Earth who believe they are Jesus You Mean From the Bible Jesus Yes From the Bible Jesus That's Me, minimum. This is not remarkable in any way.

 

Seriously, this isn't even original. I guess if you aren't from MURRKA you wouldn't have a lot of familiarity with cult leaders claiming to be the second coming, molesting children and then dying in gun battles with federal agents.

 

South Africa, you owe me like one, one and a half minutes, however long it took for me to spit out this post.

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I can guarantee you there are at least a million people on Earth who believe they are Jesus You Mean From the Bible Jesus Yes From the Bible Jesus That's Me, minimum. This is not remarkable in any way.

 

Seriously, this isn't even original. I guess if you aren't from MURRKA you wouldn't have a lot of familiarity with cult leaders claiming to be the second coming, molesting children and then dying in gun battles with federal agents.

 

South Africa, you owe me like one, one and a half minutes, however long it took for me to spit out this post.

 

If I were feeling unkind I might ask if - given the popularity of being Jesus - this doesn't say more about your federal agencies.

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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It may just be a big misunderstanding

 

I know whenever someone asks me if I'm a god I always say yes in the off chance they may be Gozer the Gozerian

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I know whenever someone asks me if I'm a god I always say yes in the off chance they may be Gozer the Gozerian

I hear you brother. I wear a crucifix on my necklace just in case I ever encounter a vampire.

 

What if you get turned into a vampire? You have to think these things through.
"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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I know whenever someone asks me if I'm a god I always say yes in the off chance they may be Gozer the Gozerian

I hear you brother. I wear a crucifix on my necklace just in case I ever encounter a vampire.

 

What if you get turned into a vampire? You have to think these things through.

 

 

I think preventing that is what the cross is for.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

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Do cult leaders tend to be sociopaths looking to exploit people or charismatic psychotics? I wonder if there's been many studies on the subject.

 

Well, senior level managers are more likely to be psychopaths...

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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My personal cult is kinda small, but I have big plans for brainwashing.

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I don't know what brainwallowing would be, as opposed to brainwashing. But I like the idea.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

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